Guy #1: You know what that bitch did?
Guy #2: What’s that?
Guy #1: She spent all the child support money on herself.
Guy #2: Did she really?
Guy #1: I bet she did.
–Dunkin’ Donuts, 2nd Ave
Overheard by: Sanjay Bhatia
Guy #1: You know what that bitch did?
Guy #2: What’s that?
Guy #1: She spent all the child support money on herself.
Guy #2: Did she really?
Guy #1: I bet she did.
–Dunkin’ Donuts, 2nd Ave
Overheard by: Sanjay Bhatia
Angry girl: Your boner does not have super powers.
Dude: Yes, it does!
Angry girl: It won’t even point us in the right direction.
Dude: I never said it could do that.
Angry girl: You’re no Captain Jack Sparrow.
–W 3rd & Lafayette
Overheard by: danger
NYU Guy: Hey! I know you!
Foreign NYU Girl: Good! How are you?
–14th & Irving Place
Overheard by: NewYorkerNick
Guy: Ugh! It feels like bodies up in here!
–83rd & Lexington
Overheard by: Kitty Aizer
Guy #1: What’s with the queerfest?
Guy #2: It’s tomorrow night.
–Ave A & 3rd St.
Frat boy #1: I’ve been reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus. Dude, this book makes so much sense. I totally understand women now.
Frat boy #2: Yeah?
Frat boy #1: Yeah. This girl at work, she was all into me and shit and I totally cut her off, it was cold. She was so annoying. I really understand how to deal with women now. It explains all their games and translates what they’re saying.
Frat boy #2: So I’m reading this book about Transylvanian necrophiliacs…
–1 Train
Overheard by: Suzanne
Indie Kid: I’m against gun control, but not because I wanna horde guns and kill niggers!
–Sin-e’
Very Straight Guy: Hey, it’s not like I’m giving Ellen DeGeneres a claddagh ring!
–Jeremy’s Ale House
Overheard by: Megan Buckley
Guy: The bed shook. It shook with me. The bed shook.
–26th & 3rd
Contributed by: Megan Buckley
Guy: It seems like the first couple of seasons of the Sopranos were exciting, but the last few have been boring.
–D Train
