Hipster boy #1: I’ve decided to start a blog.
Hipster boy #2: It’s about time!
Hipster boy #1: I know. And I’m not doing it because of the peer pressure. It’s just for me.
–Bowery Ballroom, Delancey St
Hipster boy #1: I’ve decided to start a blog.
Hipster boy #2: It’s about time!
Hipster boy #1: I know. And I’m not doing it because of the peer pressure. It’s just for me.
–Bowery Ballroom, Delancey St
Hipster boy: My dad is really well traveled. He’s gone all over the world.
Girl: Really? Where to?
Hipster boy: Oh, lots of places, like Chicago, Des Moines and Los Angeles!
–LaGuardia Tarmac
Overheard by: seat 13c
Hipster girl #1, laughing: But maybe he was, like, ugly sexy?
Hipster girl #2: Really, though, not at all.
–F train
Overheard by: rachel kieffer
Hipster chick: Girl! You got so fat!
Woman: I’m pregnant, you pinhead.
–F train
Overheard by: Braincurve
Hipster girl: You know what? You cook the way I do art.
Hipster guy: Huh?
Hipster girl: You don’t do it unless it’s perfect.
Hipster guy: That’s true.
–dinner party, Greenpoint
Overheard by: Suparna
Hipster girl: What’s bird flu?
Hipster guy: I’m not sure. I think you get it from chickens or something.
Hipster girl: My mom has chickens.
Hipster guy: Does she have bird flu?
Hipster girl: No, she has eggs.
–L train
Suit on cell: Yeah, I know. Did I tell you about the dominatrix?
–49th & 7th
Little girl, to her mother: But why is the mummy all tied up?
–Egyptian Wing, the Met
Overheard by: Erin Partridge
Hipster woman: So I think my father is into kiddie porn.
–UCBT, 26th & 8th
Overheard by: Tobster
Dude, to his female date: So, do you like to do anal? Come on, you can be honest. You’ve already blown me.
—Calle Ocho, 81st & Columbus
Overheard by: Sara
Girl: I like you. Just not in a toe-up-the-ass way.
–1 train
Overheard by: i like toes
Cute guy: I mean, shit. I was in a threesome with him. He has no right to judge me.
–34th & 8th
An ice cream truck is going up the street.
Little girl in wagon: Daddy, that truck song is annoying.
Hipster dad: Yes, the commodification of your desires is annoying, isn’t it?
–Bedford & N 10th
Overheard by: susan
Hipster looking at parade thug boy wearing flag: Oh look, it’s Puerto Rican Superman.
Hipster’s mom: Shhhh! He heard you.
–Port Authority
Overheard by: Judy
Guy #1: Is he sterile?
Guy #2: I hope so, he turned out to be kind of a dick later.
–Bedford & N 5th
Overheard by: severed dreams
