Reason #1568 to Fear a Hillary White House

amNew York guy: I wouldn’t mind having her as President. I just don’t want her to turn every building in New York pink. But I’m all for having a woman as President.

–Hoyt-Schemerhorn station

Posted on October 6, 2023
Gender issues, Idiots, NYC Geography, One-liners, Politics, Subway stations, platforms, etc.

But Have You Read Dianetics???

Intellectual: Man, I was reading the Koran the other day. It’s such bullshit; the Bible is way better.

–7B, East Village

Posted on September 13, 2023
Christianity, Idiots, Islam, Union Square and East Village

When Seduction Meets the Special Olympics

Guy: Where do you live again?
Girl: Right over there.
Guy: Can I walk you home?
Girl: But it’s right over there…

–Orchard Street

Posted on September 7, 2023
Girls, Guys, Home, Sweet Home, Idiots, Lower East Side, Stupidity, Talking/Convos

It Stands for Bitch, Dumb

Girl on phone: I forget what the BD stands for, but I’m pretty sure the SM stand for sado-masochism. My ad was in the platonic section, anyway.

–60th & Columbus

Overheard by: Alaska

Posted on September 6, 2023
Bimbettes, Girls, Idiots, News, On Cell, S&M, Stupidity, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center

“Which one? Dr. Pepper or Scholl?”

Girl #1: I don’t know how I got pregnant.
Girl #2: Well, don’t you use birth control?
Girl #1: Yes! That’s why I don’t understand. Right after I had sex I squirted in a lot of that birth control foam cream stuff.
Girl #2: After? You’re supposed to put it in before. That’s why it prevents pregnancy.
Girl #1: Oh? I didn’t know that.
Girl #2: You know you oughta get a IUD. There’s nothing to remember or know, they just stick it in there and you can like keep it in there forever!
Girl #1: Who sticks it in?
Girl #2: Forget it. Just go to the doctor like right away like yesterday. Uh, I mean as soon as possible.

–1st & 1st

Overheard by: Deborah Olin