Little girl: I’m tired of thinking about ponies! Now it’s time to kill!
–Park Slope
Little girl: I’m tired of thinking about ponies! Now it’s time to kill!
–Park Slope
Tween boy: They all kind of look like hipsters.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: ben wg
Guy: So what songs do you have on your iPod?
–3rd Avenue & 10th Street
Overheard by: jessica castro
Loudspeaker: After an earlier incident, the D as in W train is running…
–Pacific Street station
Overheard by: Lorelei
Chick: Yo, I don’t mind sharing some pussy so long as she ain’t my wife. If she’s my wife, then I ain’t sharing pussy!
–Time Warner Center
Drunk guy: Cleopatra! Let down your hair!
–89th & 2nd
Punk guy: You know somethin’? I could have been home right now, watching Gremlins.
–2nd Avenue between 6th & 7th
Overheard by: Tibbie X
Guy: Where the fuck is this bitch?…Oh, sorry ’bout the language ladies. I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking about my girlfriend.
–54th & 5th
Overheard by: E. Hart
Teen boy: Wow, look, another homeless guy! They’re all over!
–21st & Park
AM New York guy: AM New York! Get your same shit, different fucking day newspaper! AM New York! Same shit! Different fucking day!
–96th & Lexington
Overheard by: Owen JG
