Chubby Chick: Dude, I missed your set because I was hungry!
–Opaline, Ave. A
Chubby Chick: Dude, I missed your set because I was hungry!
–Opaline, Ave. A
Sleazeball: I don’t want to break up; I want to sleep with someone else.
–Penang, UWS
Overheard by: Phyllis Overstreet
Girl getting out of the car: I wish I had a talent other than parallel parking…
–Park Slope
An old man, bent over and hobbling with his cane, says apropos of nothing: I’ve got to make a list.
–7th Ave.
Overheard by: Andrea Vaughn
Garbageman: They all wanna fucking be like us.
–LES
Overheard by: Justin Sheckler
Suit: We’re really quite busy, actually. The lack of work hasn’t really affected the amount of work.
–9th Ave.
Overheard by: Brad Wilson
Chick: Yeah, deers aren’t that bad. You’re in trouble if you hit a cow, though. And even worse would be a moose, because if you don’t kill it it’s gonna kill you!
–Williamsburg
Overheard by: Danger!!!!
Old school Brooklyn guy: They closed off 150 blocks in DC for this inauguration and where do you think all the people that live on those blocks are gonna park, if not here in the five boroughs?
–Greenpoint
Overheard by: Didi Hylobates
Chick: I think a lot about solitary confinement. Like, what would I do all day?
–The Gate, Park Slope
Guy on cell: I’m going to kill you, and it’s going to hurt. You know that, right?…I’m not talking shit!
–Duane Reade, 44th & 5th
Marine: Dodgeball is something that they would show me in a POW camp! I couldn’t stomach it.
–Casa Bella, Mulberry St.
