Blaming Everything on PMS Is #2

Thugette #1: Man, where the fuck am I gonna get a prom dress and after-party outfit? You know, I should just sell crack! Ain’t nobody gonna stop me!
Thugette #2: Yeah, that’s the best part about being a girl.

–Q46 bus

Overheard by: DaraDay

Headline by: Zorak

Runners-Up:

· “By the way, are you free to babysit that night?” – bobofthejungle

· “Miracle of birth ain’t got nothin’ on pushin'” – Erin

· “Sugar and Crack and Everything Whack” – The Trayster

· “The Third Wave of Feminism Wants Its Money, Bitch” – clevecinema

· “Well, Other Than the Multiple Orgasms…” – Teppy

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Posted on June 7, 2007
Advice, Clothing, Cocaine, Gender issues, Girls, Headline Contest Winners, On the Bus, Questions, Talking/Convos, Thugs

I’ll Have to See If He Still Respects Me

Hipster girl #1: Yeah, so he seemed like a really nice guy. I met him at Shaina’s party, we had an actual intellectual conversation, he may or may not have poisoned me…
Hipster girl #2: Yeah, but what if he did poison you? I mean, what then?

–3rd & 1st

Posted on June 2, 2007
Crime and Punishment, Hipsters, Questions, Union Square and East Village

With Occasional Dangerous Liaisons in the Middle

Little boy, after dad explains difference between Barnard and Columbia: So, this side of the street is for girls, and that side is for boys?
Father: Exactly.

–116th & Broadway

Posted on June 2, 2007
Dads, Kids, Questions

Well, I Didn’t Get a Good Look at His “Field”…

Male professor: Oh, by the way, I saw Professor Ames* when I was in Chicago last weekend.
Female dean: Oh! Is he still as hot as he always was?
Male professor: [Blank stare.]Female dean: … In his field…

–NYU

Posted on June 1, 2007
Coworkers, NYU, Questions

Mom’s a Reluctant Convert to Heterosexuality

Little boy: But Mom, what is my penis for?
Mom: I told you, if you have questions about that stuff, ask Daddy — not Mommy!

–Central Park South

Overheard by: L.L.

Posted on May 31, 2007
Central Park, Kids, Moms, Questions

With Our Nice Breasts

Creepy man, about tourist’s rack: Are those real?
Tourist girl to friend: Whoa, I guess we should have left our nice purses at home…

–Broadway

Posted on May 27, 2007
Creepsters, Fashion, Girls, Manhattan, Questions, Rack, Tourists

The White Witch Vows to Freeze Narnia Forever

Black girl: Okay, everybody, here’s where we learn to dance! Everybody repeat after me. To the left, to the right, to the left, to the right… [Passengers sway and laugh.]Sour WASP lady to adjacent white passenger: Is this what people are like when they’re on crack?

–3 train, 125th St

Overheard by: Rich Mintz

Posted on May 24, 2007
Black People, On the Subway, Questions, White People

Well, Did You Have a Boo-Boo on Your Anus?

12-year-old skater kid: Dad, is there such a thing as a friendly kiss?
Dad: I will neither confirm nor deny the veracity of that statement at this time.
12-year-old skater kid: What a nerd. Mom?
Mom: Depends where it was, honey.
12-year-old skater kid, into cell: Dude, where did she kiss you?

–Toys “R” Us

Posted on May 20, 2007
Dads, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, Moms, Questions

At Least, That’s My Master’s Thesis

Preppy girl #1: What’s the difference between men’s shaving cream and women’s shaving cream?
Preppy girl #2: Um… I think it’s a different chemical reaction or something.

–CVS, Willets Pt & Francis Lewis Blvd, Queens

Overheard by: Jackie R.