Father: You dip it in pork?
Son: I dip it in pork.
–87th & 1st
Overheard by: Beeeej
Father: You dip it in pork?
Son: I dip it in pork.
–87th & 1st
Overheard by: Beeeej
Guy #1: I’m a good guy, I swear.
Guy #2: He really is. Only draw lines on weekends.
The girl leaves.
Guy #1: Dude, why did you have to say that? Sure, everyone does it, but it’s secret guy code: never tell a woman!
–76th & 2nd
Teen girl #1: So I was like, “Ew dude, stop, you’re too small. I don’t even feel nuttin’!”
Teen girl #2: Yo, he gotta be at least 10 inches for me to even consider it.
–68th & 2nd
Overheard by: Monique
Guy in business casual: Deer, zombies, Nazis… They're all fair game in my book.
Friend: I've never been hunting before, but I do like fishing.
–73rd St
Overheard by: Irish Dave
Little girl: Mommy, how old will I be when I have sex?
–18th & Broadway
Overheard by: Mayde and Daniel
Girl, dejected: You know, it’s just so hard to do right now.
Sympathetic guy: Yeah, yeah… Plus, it’s a felony.
–66th & York
Overheard by: Dave C
Guy #1: Yeah, so I failed fourth grade twice.
Guy #2: Hmm…
Guy #1: They said I cheated on a test, but I didn’t, but they still failed me.
Guy #2: So did you fail fourth grade twice or did you just repeat fourth grade?
Guy #1: Oh, I have no idea.
–92nd & 3rd
Overheard by: Shanon H.
Opera Fan: Well the best thing about it is, he’s the closest thing we have to a castrato today.
–UES
Southern tourist woman to waitress: You don't take credit cards? Where are we?
Drunk New Yorker at other table: You're at JG Melon!
(table cheers)
–74th & 3rd
Old lady walking with tiny dog, arm extended: Taxi! Taxi! Goddamn it! Taxi! We have to get out of here now! Taxi!
Nearby doorman: I'll hail you a cab, ma'am.
Old lady: You shut your dirty mouth!
–64th & York
Overheard by: Nora
