Man wearing fork bracelet (to woman wearing fork bracelet): Oh my God! Is that an actual fork?
–Union Square North
Man wearing fork bracelet (to woman wearing fork bracelet): Oh my God! Is that an actual fork?
–Union Square North
Woman on cell: Well, I don’t think it’s appropriate for you to ask me what I’m wearing… Really short shorts and a long shirt.
–69th St & Columbus
Lady on cell: The outfit that I really want only works with beer bottles.
–Duane Reade, 111th & Broadway
Overheard by: Ladle
Guy to girlfriend, about drunk guys dressing up in thrift store: … And you know one of those guys is going to wake up tomorrow and be like, ‘Why am I wearing a kimono?!’
–9th & 3rd
Hipster girl: So, that club she got turned away from? It was for not having on two pieces of corduroy clothing. You know what kind of club that is? A club full of poorly-dressed people.
–Curly’s Vegetarian Lunch
Overheard by: magical-newyork.blogspot.com
Dude: I don’t know. I just feel like her face is going out of style, you know what I mean?
–27th & 7th
Girl #1: Is that a real fur coat?
Girl #2: Yes, oh my god and this woman started yelling at me this morning. I was like, “Please don’t throw blood on me or something. I don’t hate animals; I have a dog!”
Man: Not around your neck.
–Elevator, Broadway & Dey
Hipster to friends: Are you kidding me?! I wouldn’t fuck her with Tim’s* dick and Steve* pushing!
–Capone’s, Wiliamsburg
Hipster boy to hipster girl after hardhat made degrading comment: Why are there never any gay men ogling guys? It’s not that I’m gay, but an ogle or two wouldn’t hurt.
–Soho
Hipster chick: Yeah, glitter is, like, the herpes of arts and crafts.
–Bleecker & Broadway
Overheard by: Ella
Hipster hoochie: … And then we found that guy who had a rock of crack, and we smoked it together!
–The Levy, Williamsburg
Overheard by: The Sock
Hipster selling doilies at stoop sale: I bought these when I was going through my doily phase.
–Williamsburg
Hipster dude: I never want to invite him, but he’d never actually show up, so it’s cool.
–St. Mark’s Pl
Punk guy: My Slayer button fell off my jacket when I was kicking that dude in the face, so I stopped and picked it up. Then I finished kicking.
–Tompkins Square Park
Overheard by: Rex Danger
WASP woman #1: My god! Did you see what she’s wearing?! It’s horrendous!
WASP woman #2: It’s better than nothing.
–Amsterdam Ave
Overheard by: alo?
Tourist: Are you selling those?
Guy with fake handbags: Of course not! We’re the police.
–Church & Fulton
Man digging through trash can: Hey, this shirt isn’t bad. I could use it for my bird.
–Spring St.
Overheard by: Megan Buckley
Walkie Talkie: Style for Lori. You’ve got a guest freaking out upstairs. Get up here.
—Style Court Plaintiff Room
12 year old chick: You see? I told you! This is how the grown-ups dress.
–East Village
