Thug: Yo, I’m just going down to the train.
Cop: No, you just going over to the jail.
–Entrance to Canal Street station
Overheard by: Daaaaniella
Thug: Yo, I’m just going down to the train.
Cop: No, you just going over to the jail.
–Entrance to Canal Street station
Overheard by: Daaaaniella
Woman: She locked me in a dog crate and poured hot wax on me.
Random passerby: What kind of sex is she having?
–Canal St
Overheard by: Casstom
Girl: Do you bite your nails?
Guy: No, my girlfriend does it for me.
–Spring & Thompson
Overheard by: FERN
Salesboy: Hi, do you know about our sale?
Eurotrash: I know everything.
–fcuk, Prince St.
Girl #1: I don’t understand why he’s so popular.
Girl #2: It’s obviously because he’s a drug dealer.
–Broadway between Grand & Howard
Dealer guy: Hey man, buy some weed?
Yuppie guy: Sure. And while I’m at it, why don’t I just not send my
kids to school, get them addicted to heroin, and leave them on the
street to die?
Dealer guy: You sure you don’t want some weed?
–Washington Square Park
Guy: Dude, I think I just farted on a model.
–Broadway & Bleecker
Overheard by: Adam Tetzloff
Dowager: Today was the first day I took a Celebrex since the pogo stick thing.
–Park & 60th
Overheard by: Frank Laser
Drunk chick: We are in the business together, so you give me your project and I’ll give you a fuck.
Guy: A fuck?
Drunk chick: Yeah, ’cause I love my job that much…I’m like, 130%…no, wait…140% into my work.
Guy: Really?
Drunk chick: Dude, I’m all about the art.
–Employees Only, Hudson Street
Man #1: Yo! You just picked your nose! You’re not gonna wash your hands first?
Man #2: Why? It’s not like I picked your nose.
–24 Prince, Prince Street
Overheard by: Steve D
