Ghetto cashier #1: Hey! Let me read the horoscope!
Ghetto cashier #2, reading The Daily News: The horoscope says it’s going to rain today and be really cold.
Old man: And that it’s a good day to die.
–Grocery store check-out, W 148th & St. Nick
Ghetto cashier #1: Hey! Let me read the horoscope!
Ghetto cashier #2, reading The Daily News: The horoscope says it’s going to rain today and be really cold.
Old man: And that it’s a good day to die.
–Grocery store check-out, W 148th & St. Nick
Guy #1: What’s up with all these storms and tornadoes?
Guy #2: God is coming soon.
Guy #1: I know, but ….
–Campus Rd, Brooklyn College
Overheard by: shemah
Frat boy: So are you gonna come out drinking tonight?
College girl: Uh no, I haven’t been feeling so well, I’m allergic to rain I think.
Frat boy: Ummm, it’s not raining.
College girl: Yeah, it must have been earlier or something.
–17th & 3rd
European tourist: I have my spoon!
Table of friends: What?!
European tourist: I have my spoon!
Table of friends: Um…you mean umbrella?
–Hudson Corner Café
Overheard by: Thompson
Girl: I’m almost too comfortable with old-people nudity.
–Battery Park
Overheard by: hannah
Middle-Aged woman: Oh my God, you should have been there to see my husband naked-bodysurfing.
–Thompson & Spring
Man on cell: Yeah… I’m just calling to let you know the Naked Cowboy called in sick today because of the rain. Yeah, I’m going to take his place. I just wanted to let you know. OK. Bye.
–48th & 2nd
Young woman: There’s the Naked Cowgirl. She’s not all that. She’s not even that pretty!
–Times Square
Overheard by: Derek Powazek
Girl: It’s not like when a guy sees you naked, he’s gonna be like, “Yo, I wish you were more muscular.”
–College Walk, Columbia University
Girl on cell: Because grown sisters naked in a room together is weird!
–L train, Metropolitan Ave
Overheard by: Must be weird
Woman on cell: Naked on the couch?… God, I don’t blame you.
–3rd & A
Overheard by: Kira
Girl: Oh, I have to buy new whitening strips.
Boy: How come?
Girl: Well, with that storm last night, the wind must’ve blown everything on top of the toilet into the toilet. And I had to pee in the middle of the night, and it was dark. I thought it was a head in the toilet. But I turned on the light, and it was just my whitening strips.
Boy: Why would you turn the light on if you thought there was a head in the toilet?
Girl: I needed to know if it was a head. I wasn’t just gonna pee on someone’s face.
–A train
Woman: Aren’t your feet hot on the pavement?
Little barefoot boy: Yeah, but that’s okay. The ground is really hot, too.
–Washington Square Park
White girl: Man, I’m sweating like a Jew in the Holocaust!
White guy: Yeah, and I’m sweating like a nigga on a rape charge.
–G train
Overheard by: hot and sweaty
Guy #1, under downpour: You said it wasn’t going to rain.
Guy #2: It wasn’t!
–14th & University
Overheard by: aulevan
