Tonight's Movie: The Pursuit Of Happymeal

McDonald's cashier: Next!
Teenage girl: Yeah, I'd like a chicken nugget Happy Meal, girl toy, but can you put it in a normal bag?
McDonald's cashier: A bag?
Teenage girl: Yeah, instead of the Happy Meal box.
McDonald's cashier, perplexed: But it's a Happy Meal…
Teenage girl: This isn't a difficult concept. A Happy Meal. Chicken nuggets. Girl toy. In the bag the other food comes in.
McDonald's cashier, perplexed: But it's a Happy Meal. They come in a box.
Teenage girl: Okay, can you give me an extra bag, then?
McDonald's cashier, perplexed: Okay!

–McDonald's

Posted on August 23, 2010
Cashiers, Customers, Junk Food & Fast Food, Offers and requests, Restaurants & Cafes, Teens

How About You Put on Some Pants First?

20-something girl: We need to get cards so we can play Kings.
20-something guy: Yeah, Kings!
Guido, passing by: Cards? I'll astonish you with my tricks.

–79th St & Amsterdam

Posted on August 20, 2010
Girls, Guidos, Guys, Leisure, Offers and requests, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center

…Believe It or Not.

Girl #1: Let's go to Ripley's Believe It or Not.
Girl #2: Sure, I would love to meet him.

–Times Square

Posted on August 17, 2010
Girls, Offers and requests, Stupidity, Times Square

Jan Finally Takes “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” a Little Too Far

Hot girl #1: Oh, wow, guys, he just texted me and asked me if I want to go out for drinks with him!
Hot girl #2: He did?
Hot girl #3: Didn't he make it with your sister?
Hot girl #2: Yeah, why do you want to go out with him for?
Hot girl #3: Double dipping, that's why.
Hot girl #1: Yeah, why not? Let's keep it in the family.

–Central Park

Overheard by: who say's that!!!

Posted on August 13, 2010
Central Park, Drinking & Drunk People, Farting & Burping, Girls, Offers and requests, Parks, Promiscuity, Questions

…And Would He Give Me a Dollar?

Teenage kid with mini white fluffy dog: Can I please get a dollar?
20-something girl: Nah, hah, what's with the dog?
Teenage kid: I gotta better question–do you have a boyfriend?

–Q Train

Overheard by: Maria

Posted on August 7, 2010
Girls, Man's Best Friend, Offers and requests, On the Subway, Panhandling, Pick-up Lines, Teens

Tonight's Movie: Naked Lunch

Female suit: I don't think I have time for lunch.
Male suit: Let's do a quickie.
Female suit: Do you even know what that means?
Passerby suit, pumping arms: Go for it, guys!

–44th St & Vanderbilt

Overheard by: Hell Yeah

Posted on August 1, 2010
Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Offers and requests, Sex, Suits, Time, Words

Now That's Audacity

Man giving out Obama condoms: Here, have some condoms!
18-year-old girl: No thanks, I get them for free.
Man giving out Obama condoms: But these ones are flavored with hope!

–Times Square

Overheard by: kms1234567890