I Particularly Like the One in Which Sigmund Freud Defeated the Three-Headed Dog

College girl #1: If you believe in any god, you should really resepct all other religions, like mythology gods and shit too!
College girl #2: Who can believe mythology?! That stuff was written like, a hundred years ago!

–TGI Fridays, Times Square

Overheard by: m spot

Posted on April 21, 2008
Compare/Contrast, Default, Friends, History & Geography, Questions, Religion, Restaurants & Cafes, Sorority Girls, Stupidity, Time, Times Square

He’s Willem Dafoe Scary

Girl #1, about a professor: Is he scary?
Girl #2: Yeah, but I can totally see myself making out with him.

–NYU Dorm

Overheard by: bling bling

Posted on April 21, 2008
Friends, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, NYU, Physical appearance, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes & desires

So…Irish?

Respectably sober hipster: So, I’m interested, what is your ethnicity?
Inebriated Asian girl: Actually, I’m drunk!

–The Levee, N3 & Berry

Overheard by: zp

Posted on April 21, 2008
Asians, Bars & Clubs, Brooklyn, Default, Drinking & Drunk People, Girls, Guys, Hipsters, Pick-up Lines, Questions, Race, Stupidity, Words

So, Partial Credit

Professor: So your answer is “Yes”?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Ok. Well, let me tell you that the shorter and more accurate answer is “No”.

–Vanderbilt Hall, NYU

Overheard by: don cheetah

Posted on April 20, 2008
Default, Education, NYU, Questions, Students, Teachers/Professors, Words

Did I Get the Job, at Least?

Chick: My tongue was in somebody’s ass? Whose ass?
Dude: I dunno. That’s just what they said…

–92nd & 3rd, Brooklyn

Overheard by: BillyBlog

Posted on April 20, 2008
Ass, Bimbettes, Brooklyn, Default, Girls, Guys, Licking, Promiscuity, Questions

And Take Off Those Pleather Jackets –You’re Embarassing Me

Little girl: Daddy, what’s that building?
Harried dad: The Goldman-Sachs building, I think, in Jersey City.
Little boy: What town is that on top of the hill?
Harried dad: Union city.
Little girl: What are they building there?
Harried dad: Condos. Jesus, will you two turn around? I didn’t pay $45 for you to look at New Jersey.

–NY Waterway Ferry

Overheard by: Atlantic13

Posted on April 20, 2008
Boys, Dads, Default, Ferry, Girls, Kids, Money & Class, NYC Geography, Offers and requests, Questions, U.S. Geography

Dear Mr. Warming, I Believe in You. Love, Amy

Six-year-old girl #1: I’m going to write them a very stern letter about this!
Six-year-old girl #2: Who?
Six-year-old girl #1: Global warming!
Six-year-old girl #2: Global warming’s not a person, fart-face.

–Court & Degraw St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Global Warming, the person

Posted on April 20, 2008
Brooklyn, Default, Friends, Girls, Insults, Kids, Questions, Words

God, You’re the Wimpiest Kidnapper Ever!

Five-year-old boy: I want a spoon of peanut butter for breakfast!
Dad: Are you allowed to eat that for breakfast? I’m not sure, let’s call your mom.
Five-year-old boy: You’re an adult, you can make those decisions.

–Bleecker St

Overheard by: Cecilia