Guy: Do you have Bareback Mountain?
–The Strand
Guy: Do you have Bareback Mountain?
–The Strand
Old man on pay phone: If I see another nigger on this street, I’m gonna rip his dick off and eat it!
–Chambers & Church
Overheard by: Ziggy
Tour chick: …And up that street is the gym. I’ve never been in there but I’m sure it’s full of glistening weights and…I don’t know…glistening bodies…
–Washington Square Park
Guy on cell: Oh, wow, that’s too bad. You know I would help you out if I were in New York. I am on the West Coast, I flew out yesterday, I am standing on Rodeo Drive.
–73rd & 3rd
Drunk woman: They’re married, those two are together, you and I are alone and it sucks, so get over it!
–Carmine’s, West 44th Street
Overheard by: Emily
Suit on cell: Yo Chucky, what’re you doing for the holiday?…You’re
frying it?…Like, deep frying? Yes, that’s weird…I think it’ll taste funny…I hope you remember to pluck all the feathers.
–Madison Square Park
Chick: Who knew losing your virginity was so traumatizing? I thought it was a one time thing and then it’s over.
–13th & 5th
Overheard by: Evil Eye
Old lady: I’m telling you: she’s allergic to snow!
–28th & Park
Overheard by: Eliot Glazer
Hobo: Man invented the condom so that the woman would stop trying to steal his DNA.
–F train
Overheard by: Caroline Duncan
Tween boy: They all kind of look like hipsters.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: ben wg
