AM New York guy: Safe sex is the best sex! Wear a condom! Read all about it! AMNews!
–72nd Street 1/2/3 station
Overheard by: Hazel924
AM New York guy: Safe sex is the best sex! Wear a condom! Read all about it! AMNews!
–72nd Street 1/2/3 station
Overheard by: Hazel924
Girl on cell: Yo, I had the illest diarrhea yesterday!
–7 train
Old guy: Shit, I ain’t goin’ ice skating, I ain’t no motherfuckin’ ice skater. I’m a thug, I’m a motherfuckin’ thug nigga. Fuckin’ ice skater…L’il girl, you going ice skating?
–The Pond, Bryant Park
Overheard by: C.G.
Guy: Yo, the 1/9 train always smells like ass! I think it’s the fragrance they use.
–1 train
Stewardess: Ladies and gentlemen, the overhea[r]d lights will be turned off during this flight, so if you’d like a reading light, just push the button above you…The other button.
–Delta Song plane, JFK
Overheard by: Lily
Guy: Do you have Bareback Mountain?
–The Strand
Old man on pay phone: If I see another nigger on this street, I’m gonna rip his dick off and eat it!
–Chambers & Church
Overheard by: Ziggy
Tour chick: …And up that street is the gym. I’ve never been in there but I’m sure it’s full of glistening weights and…I don’t know…glistening bodies…
–Washington Square Park
Guy on cell: Oh, wow, that’s too bad. You know I would help you out if I were in New York. I am on the West Coast, I flew out yesterday, I am standing on Rodeo Drive.
–73rd & 3rd
Drunk woman: They’re married, those two are together, you and I are alone and it sucks, so get over it!
–Carmine’s, West 44th Street
Overheard by: Emily
