Store chick: I got a high school ring, and it was the biggest regret of my life.
–NYU Professional Bookstore, LaGuardia Place
Overheard by: andrew
Store chick: I got a high school ring, and it was the biggest regret of my life.
–NYU Professional Bookstore, LaGuardia Place
Overheard by: andrew
Chick: I can’t apologize for being a bitch…because, like, then I wouldn’t be a bitch.
–23rd & Lexington
Hobo: You got the card? You got it? We’re gonna kill ourselves. I’m gonna swim to New Jersey and they’ll drag me up onto the rocks.
–1 train
Overheard by: James Gillece
Man: Is this where we get off?
–Times Square shuttle
Suit: I read that they’re gonna be replaced by robots soon. A robot’s not gonna complain about pension.
–4 train
Overheard by: Charles
AM New York guy: Safe sex is the best sex! Wear a condom! Read all about it! AMNews!
–72nd Street 1/2/3 station
Overheard by: Hazel924
Girl on cell: Yo, I had the illest diarrhea yesterday!
–7 train
Old guy: Shit, I ain’t goin’ ice skating, I ain’t no motherfuckin’ ice skater. I’m a thug, I’m a motherfuckin’ thug nigga. Fuckin’ ice skater…L’il girl, you going ice skating?
–The Pond, Bryant Park
Overheard by: C.G.
Guy: Yo, the 1/9 train always smells like ass! I think it’s the fragrance they use.
–1 train
Stewardess: Ladies and gentlemen, the overhea[r]d lights will be turned off during this flight, so if you’d like a reading light, just push the button above you…The other button.
–Delta Song plane, JFK
Overheard by: Lily
