Girls

Man: I’m trying to work out to drop some weight.
Lady: Yeah, my girlfriend and I been goin’ to the gym to make our booties clap.
Man: Aw, yeah?
Lady: You know, makin’ em clap, gettin’ ’em right.
Man: Yeah, like, I seen this girl on TV — I think her name is Tastee…
Lady: That girl from Flavor of Love?
Man: No, not Toastee — like, a real girl, named Tastee. Her booty makes a sound like [claps his hands loudly three times]. It, like, smacks itself.
Lady: Damn.

–Rite Aid, Grand & Clinton

Overheard by: Beth P.

Sweaty girl #1: Sometimes I do the poses just a little bit wrong so the instructors will correct me.
Sweaty girl #2: Oh, I know! I’m not a lesbian, but I would let today’s instructor touch me all over!

–Yoga to the People, St. Mark’s Pl

Overheard by: Cooper C

Girl wearing cargo capris: Do I look like a lesbian in these pants?
Stranger girl: Yeah, why?

–Bryant Park

Overheard by: Hal

Redhead: I wish I was a pirate.
Brunette: No, you don’t. Pirates are dirty. They don’t have toothbrushes.
Redhead: Yeah… But they drink so much alcohol that it kills the bacteria in their mouths anyway.
Brunette: Really? Well, they still don’t have health insurance…

–FIT dorm

Girl #1: A lot of the dresses here are really short…
Girl #2: You know what I say about those dresses? Make someone’s day.

–American Apparel, 5th Ave

Puking girl: At least I’m getting rid of calories.
Friend helping her: That’s right.
Puking girl: And I don’t like calories.

–Pier 60, Chelsea Piers

Overheard by: gleebster

Little girl: I’m annoying, right? I’m annoying you, right Tío?
Uncle: Yes, you’re annoying.

–6 train

Chick #1: Hey, did you hear? Paris Hilton’s going back to jail.
Chick #2: Really? That’s hilarious.
Chick #1: That’s horrible! She’s a decent human being who just needs some rehabilitation!
Chick #2: What the fuck is wrong with you, you dipshit?

–42nd & 5th

Overheard by: Kristen

20-ish chick #1: We should have brought a black light to see what her teeth would have done.
20-ish chick #2: You always know how to make me feel better about bitches like that.

–Times Square

NYU girl #1, during fire alarm: Whoa, look! There’s an elevator. Maybe it’s going to dump water on the building to put out the fire.
NYU girl #2: Wait… What?
NYU girl #1: Did I say elevator? I meant helicopter. Whatever.

–Washington Square Park