Or at Least Bring Me My Laptop and a Latte

Girl #1: And then we had sex for, like, two hours!
Girl #2: Ew, who wants to have sex for two hours? I’d be like, ‘Get off me.’

–19 W 4th, NYU

Posted on April 16, 2007
Girls, NYU, Sex

On the Plus Side, Now I Have a Lovely Garden in There

College girl #1: So, yeah, he just goes around pooping in people’s closets.
College girl #2: Ewww! Does he steal anything?
College girl #1: No, he just poops and then leaves.
College girl #2: Weird.

–Loews Theater, 34th St

Overheard by: Jenn

Posted on April 16, 2007
Girls, Movie Theaters, Poop, Students, Weirdness

To Treat My Misanthropy

Chick: Okay, here is my job application. Under ‘Goals’ I have, ‘Get my people skills to a comfortable level.’ For ‘Steps to Achieve These Goals’ I have, ‘Right now I am passive-aggressive, but I am working to become more aggressive.’
Dude: Ummm, I think you should take out the first ‘aggressive.’ Anyway, you aren’t passive-aggressive, you are bipolar.
Chick: I am not! I just hate everyone!
Dude: Then why do you take the crazy pills?

–A train, near Canal St

Posted on April 15, 2007
Crazies, Girls, Illness, On the Subway

Oh, and the Kid

20-ish girl: Oh my god, your backpack has your initials on it!
20-ish dude: What? It’s from high school…
20-ish girl: Jesus. The only thing I have from high school is herpes.

–41st & Broadway

Overheard by: june

Posted on April 15, 2007
Girls, Guys, Nostalgia, STDs, Times Square

So Obsessed with God and Sex, Unlike Americans

Chick #1: So, I talked to your boy this weekend.
Chick #2: Oh, yeah? And?
Chick #1: We talked for a while, and then he fed me this line about, ‘Us being together is what God would want us to do…’
Chick #2: Shit. For real?
Chick #1: Yeah. Damn Jamaicans.

–46th & Park

Overheard by: Rainy days and mondays…