Hobo: I need you to stop here. I need to get off and wash my pants. There has been a sexual release in my pants!

–Lenox Ave bus

Headline by: Dan

Runners-Up:

· “And That’s Why I Was Late” – chronically tardy

· “Bussed a Nut – Crosstown Excitement Goes A Block Too Far” – Matt G.

· “Dishonorable Discharge” – Jim C.

· “Economically and socially disenfranchized people say the darndest things” – Emma

· “MTA’s new “Request-a-Stop” and handjob feature” – Jobee

· “Marvin Gaye’s retarded half-brother” – Mary Beth Hanlon

· “Meanwhile, at the auditions for ‘Speed III'” – shawn doney

· “Milton Misses Yet Another Meeting of Premature Ejaculators Anonymous” – Tom Ediger

· “Never ask a hobo if he’s coming or going.” – LadyP

· “Premature embarkation” – mdub

· “Second Thought, Let’s Go For Two” – Martin Frazee

· “Senator Foley just isn’t the same when he’s not IMing” – oye

· “The Man On The Bus Goes Rub, Rub, Ooops…” – Sam Nassar

· “Why the 6 is never on schedule” – Rionn Fears Malechem

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