How to Come Out As Gay in One Easy Step

Guy #1: I hate those things.
Guy #2: Breasts?

–L Train

Overheard by: Derek

Posted on July 8, 2015
Gripes, Guys, On the Subway, Rack

The Wednesday One-liners Method Acting Method

Matt Dillon: This theatre has awful feng shui.

–Union Square Regal Cinemas

Posted on July 8, 2015
Asians, Bars & Clubs, Celebrities Overheard, Manhattan, On the Subway, One-liners, Park Slope, People, Teens, Tourists, Union Square and East Village, Vendors & Street Performers, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport, Williamsburg

While Taking It Up the Ass?

Hipster guy: Yeah, like I’m gonna go see that queer Jersey Boys shit.
Hipster girl: Is there anything you would go see?
Hipster guy: No. Not some faggot-ass musical… Well, I might see Mary Poppins.

–1 train, 59th St

Posted on July 8, 2015
Hipsters, On the Subway, Theater & Dance

And a Sound Sleeper

Chick #1: I just felt sad, so I slept with him.
Chick #2: But… he’s gay.
Chick #1: But he’s a good kisser.

–1 train

Posted on July 8, 2015
Girls, On the Subway, Sexuality

Now He Just Shadows Me and Kills Any Man I Talk to

Chick #1: So, are you a bad boy?
Chick #2: Yeah, I’ll bet he rides motorcycles and has guns.
Dude: No, but I have killed a few people I didn’t like.
Chick #1, seriously: Don’t joke. I dated a guy who did that.

–1 train

Overheard by: Jay

Posted on July 7, 2015
Friends, On the Subway, Violence

Monotonous and Covered in Other People’s Sweat?

Middle-aged woman exiting subway: Man, these are a lotta steps.
Young white woman: Yeah, living in New York is like living on a Stairmaster.
Middle-aged black woman: Amen, sister.

–Broadway & Fulton

Posted on July 7, 2015
Health and Hygiene, Manhattan, Multiculturalism, Overheard Style, On the Subway, Sports, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport

That’s Called Gorgonorrhea

Girl #1: I still can’t believe he cheated on you with her.
Girl #2: I know, right? Like, what does she have that I don’t?
Girl #1: I don’t know. Bigger tits?
Girl #2: Who cares? Mine are nicer. Plus I bet you I could do anything and everything better than her in bed. And, she’s slept with so many people that I bet her vagina is fucking sagging.
Girl #1: Yeah, they probably wouldn’t be able to tell if it was even in yet. Besides, you could probably catch an STD just by looking at her.

–E train

Overheard by: amanda

Posted on July 7, 2015
Girlfriends, On the Subway, Promiscuity, Vagina

Maybe I’ll Go the Extra Mile and YouTube a Sex Video

Prostitot #1: You know what I am totally afraid of? That I’ll say something dumb or mean in school, somebody will hear it then post it on their MySpace, and then, like, everyone will read it and think I’m dumb or something.
Prostitot #2: Oh, that is, like, easy to fix. All you do is put up a lot of pictures of you in, like, a bikini or your underwear or something, and then, like, everyone will be on your side if anybody says they heard you say something dumb or whatever. They’ll totally bash whoever made the nasty post about you saying they are jealous or some shit.
Prostitot #1: Wow, really?
Prostitot #2: Oh, yeah. Remember last semester when I got into that fight with Jaimie and she, like, posted the whole thing?
Prostitot #1: Yeah.
Prostitot #2: Well, the next day I put up that picture of me in the wet shirt. Everyone totally went after Jaimie saying she was just all jealous I had more friends on my page.
Prostitot #1: I am so going home now and putting up pictures of me in my underwear!

–F train