Dude #1: Man it’s all about being tantric.
Dude #2: Yeah? Are you tantric?
Dude #1: Well, sorta.
–F train
Overheard by: Athena
Dude #1: Man it’s all about being tantric.
Dude #2: Yeah? Are you tantric?
Dude #1: Well, sorta.
–F train
Overheard by: Athena
Girl #1: …So let me get this straight: while we were all sitting there, you watched the guy finger the dog’s ass?
Girl #2: Yes.
Girl #1: And what did the dog do?
Girl #2: Nothing. The dog was high.
–Q train
Overheard by: PhilosophyFan
Guy #1: Hey man, how was your weekend?
Guy #2: Awesome! Bumped into an old girlfriend…repeatedly.
–N train
Guy #1: Have you seen her new picture yet?
Guy #2: No, is it nice?
Guy #1: Oh man, she looks beautiful.
Guy #3: Yeah, she might be cute but she has a little boy face.
Guy #2: Yeah sure she has a little boy face, but I’m into that sort of thing.
–6 train
Overheard by: Matthew Pollock
Guy: What’s the matter, you don’t like the book?
Girl: No, I’m just wondering if we can charge Bush with copyright infringement.
–6 train
Overheard by: Alyson Leigh
Girl #1: You know Nicole Richie’s boyfriend?
Girl #2: DJ AM?
Girl #1: Yeah, what does he do?
–4 train
Overheard by: guy cimbalo
Hobo: Where you from?
Girl: Russia.
Hobo: Russia? Oh. I like Russia. Jesus will get you a good job.
–E train
Little girl: I thought your mom wore really short skirts and see-through shirts.
Mother: No, that’s your other grandmother.
–F train
Guy: Plutarch was–
Girl: Plutarch can suck my cunt. He was stupid.
–1 train
Overheard by: Jesse Shaver
Woman: Where are we going?
Man: We’re going to Drunk City!
–1 train
Overheard by: steph m
