Guy: I really hate the concept of Starbucks, but they really have the best product.
–85th & Broadway
Overheard by: Alison R.
Guy: I really hate the concept of Starbucks, but they really have the best product.
–85th & Broadway
Overheard by: Alison R.
Hobo: Spare some change? Have any change to spare? Anyone? What, are you all playing communists tonight?
–Union Square
Overheard by: sevenphonecalls
Little boy: You know what the problem is with clowns these days? They
try and do magic, too.
–Target, Atlantic Center
Overheard by: Mater Baiter
Girl: Like, I tried anorexia last year, and I only lasted, like, six months.
–Stuyvesant High School, Chambers Street
Overheard by: Mary Button
Bag lady: Come here! Come here, you fuckin’ bitch! Are you too good to
give your fucking wife a hug? Come here, fucking bitch!
–23rd & Madison
Bus driver: This bus service sucks! I can vouch for that.
–Q39 bus
Chick: I can’t apologize for being a bitch…because, like, then I wouldn’t be a bitch.
–23rd & Lexington
Woman on cell: Yeah, right! Like anyone’s gonna believe there are four SpongeBobs.
–Rockefeller Center
Man: Is this where we get off?
–Times Square shuttle
Man on cell: Yeah, his jokes are going to backfire and bite him in the ass. I’m going to plant the seed because I am the devil.
–50th & 9th
Overheard by: Sofiya
