Rumor Has It

Blonde: Sean, Em just told us something very interesting about herself!
Queer: What? Oh my god! Did you finally have butt sex? I knew it! You let him stick it in your butt.

–Outside the W, Union Square

Overheard by: she had a nice butt…

Teen girl #1: Wow, you really have bad luck with tentacles, don’t you?
Teen girl #2, sadly: Yeah…

–Anime Room, Forbidden Planet

Overheard by: Vicksburg

Girl #1: Did you know that there’s a cheeseburger that costs a thousand dollars?
Girl #2: What is it made out of? Panda meat?

–Hinch’s, Bay Ridge, Brooklyn

Jewish girl: You have to come up to this new synagogue with me. It’s supposed to be really good.
Jewish guy: Is it traditionalist?
Jewish girl: Yeah. And the singles scene is supposed to be awesome.

–1 train

Overheard by: EthanK

Marathon runner: … And then, next thing I know, my father’s cowboy boots are stuck in my butt.
Friend: Really? Wow…

–Lower East Side

Overheard by: lee

Black girl: Girl, you tell a nigga you wanna give him pussy and it, like– He go outrageous!
Friend: Mmm-hm.


Overheard by: M-City

Lady #1: Did you hear about those priests molesting those children?
Lady #2: That’s old news.
Lady #1: Nah, one was just convicted. But did you hear about the rabbis and circumcisions?
Lady #2: What? No. What happened?
Lady #1: Well, a rabbi got in trouble for circumcising some kids… with his mouth!
Lady #2: Ew, disgusting! He deserves to get in trouble.

–14A crosstown bus

Overheard by: gcat

A chick pushing an old woman in a wheelchair says: Just let me know when you get tired of walking.

–59th & 3rd

Overheard by: Christopher

Queer: I can’t believe she said I was a liar. Sure I make random stuff up, but I’m not a liar.

–West 4th & broadway

Overheard by: MrRobinson

Hobo: All right fine, you win, I guess I do wish they were shitty pilots.

–6th Avenue & 9th Street

Tour guide: The school campus has been in many film and television productions, including The Good Shepherd, Law and Order, and most notably the classic Debbie Does Dallas.
Big Midwestern dad: I thought I recognized that library!

–Pratt Institute, Brooklyn

Overheard by: PrattStudent09

Hipster girl #1: Did I tell you what I’m doing with my MRI prints?
Hipster girl #2: No!
Hipster girl #1: I’m making them into a purse!

–Driggs & N 10th, Williamsburg

Overheard by: Lauren