They Do Have Lots of Wings in Asia

A little Asian boy sneezes without covering his mouth.

Black lady: Excuse you!
Asian mom: He’s only 3, he didn’t know any better.
Black lady: Haven’t you heard of bird flu, motherfucka!

–M96 bus

Overheard by: Chris Roberts

Girl #1: I feel like shit. I think I’ve got the Asian Bird Flu.
Girl #2: Don’t you mean Avian Bird Flu?
Girl #1: Whatever.

–56th & Broadway

Overheard by: K.M

Woman: Isn’t it here in America?
Teen boy: Naw…it’s in Japan. All these people be dying from it. Thank god Bush won’t let it in the country.

–Associated Supermarket, Astoria

Overheard by: Demy

Posted on December 19, 2005
Asians, Black People, Boys, Girls, Grocery Stores, Illness, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, On the Bus, Stupidity

He Proceeded to Mash Dog Crap into His Chest

Man: You dropped something.
Teen girl: What?
Man: You dropped something.
Teen girl: No, I didn’t.
Man: Yeah, you did…You dropped my heart.
Teen girl: Well, pick it up and put it back in.

–90th between Columbus & Amsterdam

Posted on December 18, 2005
Body Parts, Girls, Manhattan, Men, People, Pick-up Lines, Places, Sex & Relationships, Teens, Topics, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center

Don’t Ask Him How It’s Hanging

Girl: Wow, look at all these vegetables and things.
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: This is great! We should come here all the time.
Guy: I think my testicles are falling off.

–Union Square

Posted on December 17, 2005
Balls, Girls, Guys, Union Square and East Village

That Must Have Been Some Orgy at the UN

Girl: God there are so many Chinos here. I hate Chinese people.
Guy: You’re so dis…What do they call it? Racist! That’s not a very good attribute to have, Christina.
Girl: The only people I like are Spanish people and white people.
Guy: I hope one day someone who’s black and Chinese and…80 other races all mixed together bitchslaps you in the face!

–Canal & Lafayette

Overheard by: nadja spiegelman

Posted on December 17, 2005
Girls, Guys, Little Italy, Multiculturalism, Overheard Style

Hence Majora

Girl #1: Why do I always have camel toe?
Girl #2: Are you buying your pants too tight?
Girl #1: No, I think I gained weight.
Girl #2: Where, in your labia?

–E train

Posted on December 16, 2005
Body Parts, Girls, On the Subway, Stupidity, Subway stations, platforms, etc., Vagina

Later That Night: Tiger v. Anaconda

Girl #1: I cut myself shaving.
Girl #2: That sucks. I shaved my twat.
Girl #1: What about your legs?
Girl #2: Nope.
Girl #1: Then why your junk?
Girl #2: I was bored
Girl #1: So you shave random things when bored?
Girl #2: Yep! Besides, I guess my twat needed it the most. It was a damn jungle down there; I could almost hear the tiger roar.

–Central Park

Posted on December 15, 2005
Central Park, Girls, Hair, Vagina

They’re Just as Restless When They’re Dead

Girl #1: What’s an animal that sleeps for a long time?
Girl #2: A dead baby. You’ll sleep like a dead baby.

–Grand Hyatt New York, Park Avenye

Overheard by: Dann

Posted on December 15, 2005
Animals & Nature, Babies, Buildings, Girls, Lower East Side

That Got Her Raped Last Time

HS guy: Would you like to buy a bag of M&M’s to support our basketball team?
Chick: Sorry.
HS guy: Come on, just one bag, we’re raising funds for our team–
Chick: Sorry. I’m sorry.
HS guy: “Sorry”, what is that, “sorry”? Why don’t you just say “no” if you mean no? Why don’t you just say “no“?

–13th & Broadway

Overheard by: Lily