Chick: You know we couldn’t be friends if you had Down Syndrome. Honestly! We couldn’t relate. You’d be all, “Eugh“, and I’d be like, “What do you mean by that?”.
–Macy’s, West 34th Street
Chick: You know we couldn’t be friends if you had Down Syndrome. Honestly! We couldn’t relate. You’d be all, “Eugh“, and I’d be like, “What do you mean by that?”.
–Macy’s, West 34th Street
Guy: Can I ask you a question…because you’re so beautiful?
Girl: I’m not interested, thanks.
Guy: It’s about AIDS.
–Mimi’s Pizza Kitchen, Lexington Avenue
Girl #1: You and Lori are friends, right?
Girl #2: Yeah, I guess. Why?
Girl #1: Curious. Did you guys talk about the guy she’s dating at all?
Girl #2: Nope. It’s hard to get past conversations that don’t have her sucking my dick. Ha, ha! Sorry.
Girl #1: Wait, what? Confused.
–Park Slope
Overheard by: Ilysse Weise
Girl #1: So what do you do?
Girl #2: I’m a fashion designer.
Girl #1: Oh, really? For who?
Girl #2: For myself.
–Black & White, East 10th Street
Overheard by: MojoSaves
Girl #1: Quick, we have to get that cab!
Girl #2: Omigod I can’t believe we’re running in public!
Girl #1: We’re so homeless!
–10th & Broadway
Chick: …wait, what?
Man: Yeah, I have hepatitis.
Chick : Which one?
Man: …A and C.
–Yaffa Cafe, St. Marks
Girl on cell: I cannot believe you just said that! I can’t tell my roommate…Because she’s Indian!
Girl #2: What can’t you tell her?
Girl on cell: Shh.
Girl #2: Probably outsourcing.
–Starbucks, West 4th Street & Washington Square East
Chick #1: Did California even exist yet?
Chick #2: No, it belonged to the Spaniards.
Chick #3: Yeah, that was before we taught them about manifest destiny.
Chick #1: Yo, manifest destiny is genocide.
Chick #3: Hi, did we not just discuss me and genocide earlier?
–Christopher & Gay
Girl #1: I don’t watch CSI, I watch Law and Order.
Cop #1 & #2: Yes!
Girl #2: Can you get us tickets?
Cop #1: Yeah, if you give us $100 each.
Girl #2: How long have you been cops?
Cop #2: 2 years.
Girl #1: Damn, the police on SVU are way more experienced. That show’s been running, like, 9 years.
Cop #1: Yes, but the cops on SVU are detectives.
–50th & 6th
Overheard by: Emma Marie
Girl #1: Man, I really want some cigarettes, but I don’t have any cash.
Girl #2: Sorry, I don’t have any cash either.
Girl #1: Look, I found a 20! God like totally wants me to smoke.
–Broadway & Prince
