Woman: Actually, now that I think about it, I guess I’ve had sex in both of the Sheratons.
–53rd & 7th
Overheard by: Erich Pelletier
Woman: Actually, now that I think about it, I guess I’ve had sex in both of the Sheratons.
–53rd & 7th
Overheard by: Erich Pelletier
Girl on cell: And then she was all upset cuz she had gotten raped! [laughter] I know, well duh, what did she expect acting like that? Everyone knows you don’t take your dog to a dog park right after it ends its period!
–18th & Park
Overheard by: Jen
Woman on cell: My boobs aren’t ready for this cold weather. They’re still too new.
–56th st. between 7th Ave & Broadway
Store manager: You can’t have a full facing of titties here. You just can’t.
–Jim Hanley’s Universe, 33rd & 5th
Overheard by: Vito Delsante
Chick: Yeah, the story of my life: he was good looking, I had sex with him twice.
–Manhattan Triple Decker Diner, Greenpoint
Overheard by: Heather Galore
Girl #1: My nipples are really sore and I don’t know why.
Girl #2: Did you ever think that they might hurt because of the pieces of metal you’ve stapled through them?
–110th St
Overheard by: Not stapled
Woman: Are these Japanese dolls?
Employee: Yes.
Woman: Oh, are you Japanese?
Employee: No.
Woman: Are you sure?
–Union Square
Guy: Haven’t seen you in a while.
Barber: Yeah, I was having a problem with my tonsils. I was sick
for about 3 weeks.
Guy: You gonna have them out?
Barber: Probably. I should, but I’m chicken. But I probably gotta.
Guy: I got this friend who went to the doctor, right? And the doctor said he hadda go get a colonoscopy. You shoulda seen his face! He didn’t go.
Barber: You gotta do it, though, before things get worse.
Guy: Yeah, I think his colon did get worse.
–Manhattan Unisex, Allen Street
Mailman: Hey man, my shift just ended so I can start walking faster now.
–70th between 2nd & 3rd
Overheard by: Anna A
Old man to dog: You ain’t never goin’ to heaven if you keep pullin’ this shit!
After noticing other people listening: Well someone’s gotta say something!
–Thompkins Square Park dog run
Female Hipster, singing: Boom boom boom, let’s go back to my room…
Male Hipster: I remember when that song came out–that was the dirtiest song imaginable!
— Lolita
