Bimbettes

Dear Diary, Reynolds Admitted He Loves Me Today! Well, Almost.

Girl: Why don’t you ever invite me to the dorms?
Guy: ‘Cause if you wanna come, you should ask.
Girl: Well, do you want me to come over?
Guy: If I don’t have to study, yeah.
Girl: Well then you should invite me!
Guy: Why?
Girl: ‘Cause it would make me happy!
Guy: What the hell do I care?
Girl: Well, you wouldn’t go down on me if you didn’t want me to be at least pleased.
Guy: That…is probably the best argument you could have made.
Girl: I’m so glad no one speaks English on this train.

–1 train

Overheard by: Vicksburg

Should Have Given Up after ‘He Was an Aircraft’

Chick #1: Hey! Do you know Stanley?
Chick #2: Stanley…? No.
Chick #1: You know — he was an aircraft!
Chick #2: What?
Chick #1: That the Russians put into space!
Chick #2: You mean… Sputnik?
Chick #1: Stanley, Sputnik, whatever…

–Union Square

I’m Pretty Sure That’s Noman

Man: That’s a nice necklace.
Woman: Thank you. It’s something my sister brought back from…either Acapulco or the Poconos, whichever one’s an island.

–Office, 45th & 3rd

I Just Have to Figure Out How to Get to the Airport

Bimbette #1: I hate leaving Manhattan.
Bimbette #2: Ugh, yeah… I never leave Manhattan except to go to Europe.

–Restaurant, 34th & 3rd

Overheard by: Jonny

As Long as We Maintain a Sense of Smug Superiority, We’ll Make It

Blonde #1: You know her parents are letting her study abroad next semester?
Blonde #2: Really? Where?
Blonde #1: Ummm, this place that’s near, like… Russia. Like, in China?
Blonde #2: Japan?
Blonde #1: No. Well, yeah, Japan’s in China, but that’s not the one she’s going to.
Blonde #2: India!
Blonde #1: No, but oh my god I totally just remembered! It’s New Zealand!
Blonde #2: New Zealand’s not in Russia, it’s in Australia, stupid.
Brunette passerby: I fear for this planet.

–Astor Place

Overheard by: MistressSilver

Wish I Could Say the Same

Girl #1: I can’t believe you fucked him in my bed!
Girl #2: Well, I made sure that he didn’t cum on your sheets!
Girl #1: How thoughtful of you.

–Rivington & Allen

Overheard by: Snorted through my nose

If He’s in Rehab, He’s Clearly Gay

Woman #1: Oh! This guy is so hot.
Woman #2: He’s a druggie.
Woman #1: He’s so hot. Oh God. I can’t even stand it!
Woman #2: Maybe you’ll meet him in rehab.

–MTV Studios, Times Square

Too Bad the Soulless Cast No Reflection

Chick #1: I want to see you with a nice guy.
Chick #2: I want to see me with a nice guy, too. Preferably in the mirror above my bed.

–Molly Wee Pub, 30th & 8th

Overheard by: Djlindee

Then Stop Showing Us Your Hymen

Tween girl #1: Oh my god, is it wrong that I want him inside me?
Tween girl #2: Uh, yeah, especially since you’re like 13 and a virgin.
Tween girl #1: Oh my god, shut up! I don’t want all these New Yorkers to know I’m a virgin!

–50th & 6th

If You Drank It You Wouldn’t Get Pregnant

Girl #1: I didn’t know I was pregnant for, like, 4 weeks.
Girl #2: Seriously?
Girl #1: Yeah, and you know I drank a shitload in that time.

–Rockefeller Plaza

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