Wednesday One-liners Eat Wedding Cake

WASP man: Yeah. I suffered in jail for 16 years with my first wife. My second wife died of cancer after 5 years. I’ve been married to this one a year and a half…Two out of three’s not bad; if this were baseball, I’d be making a mint.

–A train

Overheard by: Lia

Posted on April 5, 2006
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Rapunzel’s Wednesday One-liners

Bag lady: Hey, you guys, can you help me out? I’m really hungry!…You need a dye job, you know! Your roots are showing.

–Park Slope

Overheard by: Drew

Posted on April 5, 2006
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Wednesday One-liners Use the Blue Parking

Teen girl: So I read that article and cried and cried until my Mom was
like, “Stop crying. You’re retarded.”

–1 train

Posted on April 5, 2006
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Bird Flu is Also a Trend

Girl: Do you sell tights with feet?
Store chick: Sorry, we only sell stuff that’s trendy.

–Urban Outfitters, 14th & 6th

Overheard by: Amusled

Posted on April 4, 2006
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It’s Too Bad He’s Dead Now

Girl #1: Foods do not make attractive accessories…We are not a society of Homer Simpsons
Girl #2: Homer didn’t have food accessories.
Girl #1: But don’t you think he’d have liked them?

–L train

Overheard by: Kitty

Posted on April 4, 2006
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The Sphinx’ Other Riddle

Ghetto guy #1: You got a Hasidic for a boss? Ha, ha, ha.
Ghetto guy #2: Yeah, that guy is cheap.
Ghetto guy #1: Yo. They got all the dough. All the dough…Dude wear the same clothes every day!
Ghetto guy #2: Ha, ha, ha. Yo, that motherfucker is cheap.
Ghetto guy #1: Same clothes, man. You got the little boy shit, the teenager shit, then the man shit. Three sets of clothes for the entire life. They got all the dough.

–Verb, Williamsburg

Overheard by: Jarrah TG

Posted on April 2, 2006
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Never Forget

Woman #1: God, that was so funny when all of those Nazis walked into the courtroom and their hairstyles were like Hitler’s!
Man: Well, I mean, it makes sense, I guess. You know, people always copy famous people when it comes to stuff like that.
Woman #2: Yeah, like remember when I had that terrible Dorothy Hamill haircut?

–Houston Street station

Posted on March 30, 2006
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He Got the New Popeil

Girl: Babe, I’m gonna get my tits pierced.
Guy: And then I’ll chop them off for you.

–Loews 84th Street Theatre 6

Posted on March 30, 2006
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Wednesday One-liners Read Vogue

Girl: Did you see those capris? They looked like the girl had her vagina on sideways!

–Windsor Terrace

Posted on March 29, 2006
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The Dreaded E Cup

Guy #1: Yeah, and she had tits like eggplants.
Guy #2: And they were hairy?
Guy #1: Yeah, the hairs were like this long and black.
Guy #2: That’s fucking sick.

–Penn Station

Posted on March 28, 2006
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