Wednesday One-Liners Will Cut a Bitch

Ghetto fabulous sister to another, walking out of bar: You gotta be a classy ho! Bitch!

–Fulton & Lafayette, Brooklyn

Woman on cell: No! He wants a fight and I'm going to fuck her up! I'm going to snap that bitch in half! (pause) I will snap that bitch in half! (pause) Okay, I love you too. (hangs up) Oh, she messed with the wrong bitch!

–27th St, between 6th and 7th

Overheard by: Hungry

Blonde yelling on cell: I was not being a bitch or picking a fight! I was saying "I love you, and these are my concerns"!

–27th St b/w Park Ave & Lexington

Overheard by: V

Girl to another: That's when I knew I was a bitch. My homegirl got kicked in the head by a ho… and I laughed!

–Coney Island Ave & Newkirk

30-something suit: I just need a bitch with an accent!

–34th St & 7th Ave

Overheard by: CourtSnort

Mom to son, after looking through his phone: Who is in your phone as b-i-t-c-h?

–M60 Bus

Overheard by: Jingles

Posted on September 30, 2009
All Wednesday One-Liners, Boys, Brooklyn, Bus, Cell Phone, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Compare/Contrast, Coney Island, Fighting and ass kicking, Ghetto Chicks, Girls, Insults, Kick, Laughter, Love, Moms, Money & Class, Nicknames & name calling, Offers and requests, On Cell, On the Bus, Parents, Questions, Street, Suits, Violence, Wednesday One-Liners, Weirdness, Wishes & desires, Women, Words

Flexible Work Schedules Work Because They're Flexible

Girl #1: I don't want, like, a 9 to 5 job.
Girl #2: Well what kind of, like, job do you want then?
Girl #1: Like… maybe 10 to 6?
Girl #2: Isn't that like 9 to 5.
Girl #1: Yeah, but I, like, want to travel and the hours work better.

–MetroNorth

Posted on September 28, 2009
Compare/Contrast, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Questions, Stupidity, Time, Trains Not Subway, Travel, Wishes & desires

Look Right Down Your Nose at Me– Excellent!

Dad to daughter: Upper East Side? The East Side is full of snobs. Did they take you there?
Daughter: Yeah.
Dad: Great, great.

–114th St & Broadway

Posted on September 28, 2009
Columbia University, Dads, Girls, Gripes, Parents, Questions

I Clean Up Great— It Just Takes a Long Time

Hobo to 20-something girls: How about some money?
(girls ignore him and keep walking)
Hobo: How about a threesome?
Girls: Are you serious?

–SoHo

Overheard by: I don't think so

Posted on September 28, 2009
Girls, Hobos, Homeless, Money & Class, Offers and requests, Pick-up Lines, Questions, Soho, Three is Company, Weirdness

You Heard It Here First

Girl #1: One day I want to be as famous as Daisy Quaid Lionfish.
Girl #2: Who?

–Broadway & 6th St

Overheard by: Too Much

Posted on September 28, 2009
Compare/Contrast, Girls, Questions, Wishes & desires

Ad: Come for the Stupidity, Stay for the Penis!

Guy: I just don't understand what you see in him.
Girl: He's lazy, irresponsible.
Guy: And stupid!

–Astor Place

Posted on September 28, 2009
Girls, Guys, Relationships, Stupidity, Union Square and East Village

Pay Your Child Support and Stay Off Judge Joe Brown

Thug: I gotta keep my shit correct so she can't fuck with me no more.
Girl: Good for you!

–Canal & Broadway

Posted on September 27, 2009
Girls, Insults, Soho, Thugs, Weirdness

A Philosophical Discussion Can Break Out Anywhere

Girl: Is this the fitting room?
Shop employee: Yes, but there is someone in there, once he is out… time is impeccable.

–Broadway

Overheard by: vegantoast

Posted on September 27, 2009
Clerks, Girls, Questions, Shopping, Store, Time

The Golden Rule?

Girl #1: Yeah, so my new boyfriend peed my bed the first night. After the second time, I broke up with him.
Girl #2: Good move. My motto is: “Pee my bed once, shame on you. Pee my bed twice, shame on me.”

–Union Square Park

Overheard by: C.Terjesen

Posted on September 27, 2009
Breaking Up, Girls, Parks, Pee, Union Square and East Village, Weirdness