Can We Back Up to the Chicks Wrestling?

Girl #1: You’re a doctor?
Girl #2: Yeah–you didn’t know that?
Girl #1: Well, I only know you on a wrestling level.
Girl #3: Wow, that is *so* New York.

–Rooftop party, Bedford St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Gnomies

Posted on June 17, 2008
Brooklyn, Default, Fighting and ass kicking, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Only in New York, Questions, Weirdness

Whereas “Friction” Is Steamy Molecular Sex

Male physics teacher (with accent): Does anybody know what induction is?
Female student: I know!
Male physics teacher (with accent): What is it?
Female student: No touchy-touchy!
Male physics teacher (with accent): Exactly!

–Stuyvesant High School

Posted on June 16, 2008
Battery Park, Default, Education, Girls, Guys, Questions, Science, Students, Stuyvesant, Teachers/Professors, Teens, Words

Ever Played “Adult” Double Dare?

Drunk girl: That sucks that Souljah Boy is getting sued. His song is really good.
Drunk guy: Are you serious? Do you know what “Superman” means?
Drunk girl: Yeah, it means you ejaculate on someone’s back and stick the bed sheet to it. Like a Superman cape.
Drunk guy: Ok, but do you know what “Spiderman” means?
Drunk girl: No.
Drunk guy: It means you cum in your hand and throw it at the chick in a big blob!
Drunk girl: Ewww, like Nickelodeon Gak!

–House Party, Bronx

Overheard by: Sromeo

Posted on June 15, 2008
Cum, Default, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Music, Superheroes, The Bronx, TV, Words

It’s a Members Only Jacket

Girl: But my gynecologist loves my vagina! She says it’s very tan!
Guy: Yeah… tan and leathery.

–New Amsterdam Theatre

Posted on June 14, 2008
Compliments, Default, Girls, Guys, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Theater, Vagina, Words

Alright, Science, This Is Your Time to Shine

Chick eating a Boston Kreme: Mmm, I love this shit.
Dude: Yeah, enjoy your pastry filled with cum.
Chick: If cum ever tasted this good, I’d never get off my knees.

–Bloomingdale’s, Lexington

Posted on June 13, 2008
BJs, Cum, Default, Food, Girls, Guys, Sensory Experiences, Store, Upper East Side

That Kid Wasn’t Even Hot

Girl: So she made a mistake!
Man: She’s a pedophile!
Girl: It was a big mistake!

–62nd & York

Overheard by: petey

Posted on June 13, 2008
Compare/Contrast, Crime and Punishment, Default, Girls, Men, Pedophilia, Upper East Side

It Might Be Time for Yogi to Find His Own Place

NYU girl #1: There is hair everywhere in my life.
NYU girl #2: Really?
NYU girl #1: It’s literally in everything I eat.

–NYU Dorm

Posted on June 13, 2008
Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Hair, NYU, Residence halls, Students, Weirdness

Is It Still a Huge Triceratops Hangout?

Daughter: Huh? I thought the Bronx was on the mainland.
Mother: You may be right.
Daughter: How do you not know?! You lived there!
Mother: Things have change since then.

–LIRR