They’re Equally As Funny

Man #1: Yeah, so all comedians are Jewish. Jon Stewart, David Blaine–
Girl: He’s Jewish? God, I totally want to have sex with David Blaine.
Man #2: Do magicians count as comedians?

–B11 bus

Posted on April 7, 2006
About Celebrities, Jews, Jobs & Careers, On the Bus, Pop Culture, Religion, Sex, Sex & Relationships

WWMJD (What Would Miss J. Do?)

Mom: Honey, smile!
Teen girl: Supermodels don’t smile.

–Central Park

Overheard by: D. Lowy

Girl #1: Let’s take a picture! It’ll be cute! Hee, hee, hee.
Girl #2: No way! I just ate!

–65th & Madison

Overheard by: gabe wigrom

Posted on April 6, 2006
Anger Management, Central Park, Fashion, Food, Jobs & Careers, Manhattan, Parents, Pop Culture, Teens, Upper East Side

Wednesday One-liners Need an Adapter

Girl: Do you know they make cameras without film now?

–L train

Posted on April 5, 2006
Asians, Body Parts, College, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Money & Class, Nerds, On Cell, On the Subway, One-liners, Pop Culture, Stupidity, Suits, Upper East Side, Video Games, Violence

Rapunzel’s Wednesday One-liners

Bag lady: Hey, you guys, can you help me out? I’m really hungry!…You need a dye job, you know! Your roots are showing.

–Park Slope

Overheard by: Drew

Posted on April 5, 2006
Anger Management, Body Parts, Brooklyn, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, College, Drinking & Drunk People, Fashion, Fordham, Friendship, Health and Hygiene, Hipsters, Hobos, Lower East Side, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Murray Hill and Gramercy, On Cell, On the Subway, One-liners, Park Slope, Pop Culture, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Staten Island, Stupidity, The Bronx, Times Square, TV, Union Square and East Village

Bird Flu is Also a Trend

Girl: Do you sell tights with feet?
Store chick: Sorry, we only sell stuff that’s trendy.

–Urban Outfitters, 14th & 6th

Overheard by: Amusled

Posted on April 4, 2006
Anger Management, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Fashion, Hipsters, Manhattan, Money & Class, Pop Culture, Shopping

It’s Too Bad He’s Dead Now

Girl #1: Foods do not make attractive accessories…We are not a society of Homer Simpsons
Girl #2: Homer didn’t have food accessories.
Girl #1: But don’t you think he’d have liked them?

–L train

Overheard by: Kitty

Posted on April 4, 2006
Fashion, Food, Money & Class, On the Subway, Pop Culture, Shopping, TV

He Read That Time Machine Book

Chick: Did you ever watch wrestling?
Guy: I used to watch it back when it was real.

–2nd & 2nd

Posted on March 31, 2006
Manhattan, Pop Culture, Sports, TV, Union Square and East Village

Never Forget

Woman #1: God, that was so funny when all of those Nazis walked into the courtroom and their hairstyles were like Hitler’s!
Man: Well, I mean, it makes sense, I guess. You know, people always copy famous people when it comes to stuff like that.
Woman #2: Yeah, like remember when I had that terrible Dorothy Hamill haircut?

–Houston Street station