That's What You Said About the Dentist's Chair!

Middle aged woman #1: I want to see the flag exhibit.
Middle aged woman #2: Me too! I hear it's just like Space Mountain.

Smithsonian National Museum of American History
Washington, DC

Posted on November 19, 2019
Compare and contrast, Pop culture, Washington, DC, Wishes, Women

NewsFlash: “Your Mom” Replaces “That's What She Said” As Laziest Insult

Girl: I think the live-action of GTO is so much better.
Guy: I think the live action of your mom is so much better.

Norristown, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 26, 2019
Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, Pop culture, TV shows

Ooo–Indian Burrrnnn!

Drunk girl screaming: No one here cares about any of the issues. None of you are from here. That just makes me sick, none of you are fucking from here.
Bus driver over PA: Sweetie, unless your name is Pocahontas, you're not from here either.

NJ Transit Bus

Posted on October 17, 2019
Bus drivers, Default, Drunks, Geography, Gripes, Insults, Names, New Jersey, Pop culture

Oh, the Horror. The Horror!

Dudely dude: You know Heart of Darkness, by Marlon Brando…

Ithaca College
Ithaca, New York

Posted on August 27, 2019
About celebrities, Books, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Names, New York, Pop culture

Or Maybe It Was White Men Can't Hunch?

Girl: I was watching this show the other night about large white British men who were sent to Africa to learn to hunt. It was called Fat Men Can't Hump. Wait! No! “Hunt”! It was called Fat Men Can't Hunt. Of course they can hump… If they want to.

Post-Colonial Literature Lecture
University of British Columbia
Canadia

Overheard by: Martha Carscadden

Posted on December 26, 2018
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Pop culture, Sex, Words

It Is Hard To Come Across Jeans Already Faded

Guy watching Macy’s commercial: Ugh! This American obsession with consumerism is just disgusting! Not to mention flawed.
Sarcastic girl: What the hell do you think you are, Mr. Abercrombie jeans? Jamaican?

Western Washington University
Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: He was obviously a freshman

Posted on October 21, 2018
Clothing, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Geography, Guys, Names, Pop culture, Questions, Washington, Words

The Argument Against Exposing Kids to the Arts

Little girl to mother: Mommy, where's Aladdin?
Mother: He'll come soon, sweetie.
(repeats this for ten minutes)
Little girl, seeing Aladdin on the stage: Who is that?
Mother: Aladdin.
Little girl: Where's Jasmine?

Adventure Theater
Anaheim, California