All Ten Seasons of Friends, in a Nutshell

Guy: Rachel! You're so stupid!
Rachel: I'm not stupid! I'm just sexy.

–5th Ave

Posted on August 11, 2008
Beauty, Compare/Contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Insults, Manhattan, Physical appearance, Words

Like a Sacred Cow, I Graze Wherever I Go

Girl #1: What's D'Agostino's?
Girl #2: It's an Indian restaurant. I eat there all the time!

–10th St & University

Overheard by: Haley

Posted on August 11, 2008
Default, Ethnic Food, Friends, Girls, Names, Questions, Stupidity, The Village

But Did They Have to Name It “The Chubby Cubby”?

Dude #1: So maybe it is a chubby chaser bar… I mean, that's nothing to laugh at, it's only people expressing their heartfelt desires in a safe place.
Dude #2: Yeah, I guess so.

–Essex & Rivington, Lower East Side

Posted on August 11, 2008
Default, Diet/Weight, Guys, Laughter, Lower East Side, Sexuality, Wishes & desires

Or the Key to the Lock-Box Containing It, Anyway

Chick #1: Let's have a baby together.
Chick #2: Let's do it. Which one of us is going to have it?
Chick #1: You are.
Chick #2: Why me?
Chick #1: Because I have the dick.

–Party, 6th St, Park Slope

Overheard by: hooked up with her the night before

Posted on August 11, 2008
Babies, Compare/Contrast, Default, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Offers and requests, Park Slope, Penis, Weirdness

“I Have Scabies” Works Equally Well

Creep (yelling out of window): Oh, sexy! Look at you in that red shirt! I love girls in colors!
Girl #1 (yelling and running): I'm married!
Girl #2: Shit, don't say that. You look like you're 12, no one will believe you're married.
Girl #1: Yeah, I should have said I was a lesbian.
Girl #2: He'll just think it's hot!
Girl #1: I did always think that was so weird about guys.
Girl #2: It's not just guys. A lot of girls think lesbians are hot, too.
Girl #1: Yeah, like, especially lesbians.

–6th Ave

Posted on August 11, 2008
Age/Aging, Colors, Compliments, Creepsters, Default, Friends, Gays and Lesbians, Girls, Lies, Manhattan, Marriage, Physical appearance, Sexuality

The Subtle Difference Between Being a Lawyer and Being an I-Banker

Dude #1: You know, you're a real dick.
Dude #2: (nods)
Dude #1: But you're a dick like an asshole, not a dick like a cock.
Dude #2: Yeah?

–7 Train

Overheard by: Dan

Posted on August 10, 2008
Compare/Contrast, Default, Friends, Guys, Insults, On the Subway, Penis, Words

Where Brooke Hogan Got That Controversial Opinion

Gay guy: Pelosi is sooo emasculating. That's why no one will vote for a female president. Because then they won't have a penis. Except for the women, I mean.
Girl: Huh???

–NYU

Overheard by: Dale