Thugette to friend, as she exits train: Remember to wash your pussy tonight!
Friend: Bye!
–L Train
Overheard by: Colleen
Thugette to friend, as she exits train: Remember to wash your pussy tonight!
Friend: Bye!
–L Train
Overheard by: Colleen
Man in kilt #1: It was very strange.
Man in kilt #2: Yah! He came up to me and went rawwwrrr just like Chewbacca in the third Star Wars.
Man in kilt #1: What’s Star Wars?
–43rd & 7th
Overheard by: Laughs at Kilts
Man: Skinny bitch.
Employee: Excuse me??
Man: Skinny bitch.
Employee: Um, if you’re looking for the book, you should ask at the information desk.
[Man walks in opposite direction.]Employee: Next time, you might want to preface that one…
Man, interrupting: I don’t have time to stand around and have a conversation about it.
–Strand Bookstore
Guy #1: So how come you’re late?
Guy #2: The conductor on the train held us in the station cause some woman was sick… All I could think was: “How dare this bitch get sick on my train?”
–Brooklyn Tech High School
Overheard by: kreuzweg
Recorded lady’s voice on escalator: Have a nice day.
Thug: Shut up!
–E Train Station
Overheard by: Katie dela Cruz
Wife: She called up the radio and guessed the right song, and they give her a thousand dollars.
Husband: Mmm… [Shakes head.] If I ever win $1,000 I’m gonna buy me a good woman.
Wife: Excuse me? You got yourself a good woman right here. You ever do that, she take the money and leave yo ass, nigga.
–Virgin Records
Overheard by: Maria
Girl: God, that dog’s farts are disgusting.
Guy: Yea, her ass smells like World War II.
–M Train
Overheard by: Jonathan V.
Black teen girl #1: Okay, what’s your sign?
Black teen girl #2: Aries!
Black teen girl #1: [reading] “You will learn a lot this month…”
Black teen girl #2: Man, fuck that shit, all I want to learn is the true anatomy of my vagina!
–N Train
Overheard by: Natalie
Broadway man: I thought she acted well.
Broadway woman: She had great thighs, too.
–E 49th & 7th
Overheard by: I thought so too
Woman #1: What did that guy just say?
Woman #2: He called you a stinky ass!
Woman #1: What? So what did you say?
Woman #2: I said: “Excuse me! She has a bidet!”
–Paragon Sports, Union Square
Overheard by: Manulski
