And I'm Lactose Intolerant.

Teenage girl on cell: I don't get on with him at all…we're just like bread and butter.

London
England

Overheard by: Steve Elliott

Posted on October 28, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Food, Girls, Relationships, Teens, Words

Crappy Cramps, Cheetos Vamps

Women #1: Oh, I know why I feel crappy–cramps.
Woman #2: Ew! Me too. Very PMS-y. Craving Cheetos.
Woman #1: That's serious.

Rochelle Park, New Jersey

Posted on October 18, 2022
Food, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Women

I Blame the Obamas!

Student #1: The professor wanted us to list our ten favorite books.
Student #2: So?
Student #1: All I could think of was “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.”

East Carolina University
Greenville, North Carolina

Posted on September 25, 2022
Animals, Books, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Food, North Carolina, Students, Stupidity, Wishes

…Which You All Got Wrong on the Midterm

Professor: What would you guys do if I told you that a giant fish was going to eat you on your way home?
Girl: Hide?
Professor: No! You'd all go out and have sex! I mean besides sleeping, eating, and having sex, what else do you need to do? You're just taking this class so later in life you can sleep in a better place, eat better food, and have sex with someone hotter!

University of Michigan
Ann Arbor, Michgan

Overheard by: Kelli

Posted on September 19, 2022
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers

What With Mrs. Butterworth Morally Judging Me

Elderly woman: You know… It’s so hard to eat pancakes in the nude!

Winchester, Virginia

Overheard by: SB

Posted on September 13, 2022
Body parts, Default, Food, Gripes, Old folks, Virginia, Women

What Really Happened at Hiroshima

Hungry person: I would sacrifice a million Asians for 10-dollar sushi.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/01/thats-actually-the-going-exchange-rate/

Posted on September 7, 2022
Crazies, Food, Overheard at McGill, Threats

…As My Grandma Knitted on a Little Pillow.

Girl: First, string cheese. Then masturbation!

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on August 26, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Food, Girls, Masturbation, New Jersey, Time Management

In One Of Those Containers That’s Like a Bowl, but It Has a Handle

Customer: Do you have any tea that’s like coffee only it isn’t caffeinated like coffee… But it tastes like coffee?
Barista: Uh, you mean decaf coffee?
Customer: Yes! That’s exactly what I want. I’ll have a decaf coffee.

Red Brick Coffee Pub
Guelph
Ontario, Canadia

Posted on August 25, 2022
Baristas, Bars & Clubs, Canadia, Customers, Default, Food, Offers and requests, Stupidity

Ah, Refried Love

20-something girl on phone: Wait, he gave you a bite of his burrito and you're questioning his feelings for you? (pause) Girl, he practically proposed right there!

University of Missouri

Overheard by: Black Bean

Posted on August 21, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Missouri, Questions, Relationships

Just Until Dinner, Though.

Wannabe hipster girl: I'm anorexic!
Wannabe hipster friend: No way!
Wannabe hipster girl: No, seriously! I'm anorexic since lunch.
Wannabe hipster friend: Okay.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/365155795/well-maybe-after-this-blueberry-muffin.html

Overheard by: the actual hipsters were way more polite

Posted on August 19, 2022
Food, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Hipsters, Overheard in Minneapolis, Stupidity

Food

I Blame the Obamas!