Girl #1: Oh, look at the beautiful flowers.
Girl #2: They look like a man’s asshole!
–Key Foods, 4th & A
Overheard by: mikey
Girl #1: Oh, look at the beautiful flowers.
Girl #2: They look like a man’s asshole!
–Key Foods, 4th & A
Overheard by: mikey
Little English girl: Where are we now, Mummy?
English Mummy: We’re in New York, in America.
Little English girl: [sigh] We’re still in America?
–Union Square East
Overheard by: Manhattman
Girl #1: How much dead dick do we have to look at today?
Girl #2: This has to be fake. There’s no way any man this small was packing that much heat down there.
—Bodies Exhibit, South Street Seaport
Overheard by: Catherine
Guy: And there’s one more thing you could say. It’s “I love you.”
Girl, looking through her purse: Ha ha, I know, one sec.
–Tompkins Square Park
Guy: I’m looking for something Onassis-like.
Salesgirl: Jackie or Ari?
–Sunglass Hut, Spring & W Broadway
Overheard by: Bette Davis Eyes
Girl #1: Ugh, I hate the teabag.
Girl #2: Oh, I love it! You’ve got to embrace the teabag!
–W 10th & Greenwich
Girl: We’re together.
Guy: We are?
Girl: For now.
–The Bag House, 12th & Broadway
Overheard by: Tina T. Lin
Skinny JAP: Omgosh! Let’s go watch the World Cup! Like, we’ll see witchcraft…magic…stuff.
Fat JAP: Oh yeah, totally. That stuff from Harry Potter.
–Greenwich & North Moore
Overheard by: Alyson Leigh
Girl #1: So it’s my beer pong table, right? If we ever break up, I get the table?
Guy: Well, half of it.
Girl #1: Noo! If you’re going to cut it in half, you can have it. I don’t want to see the table ruined. I care about beer pong that much.
Girl #2: Wow, it’s like the Judgment of Solomon.
–1 train
Overheard by: djlindee
Intern suit: So how do I get that pre-freshman to give me a handjob?
Girl: Do you realize that you’re graduating from college soon, and you’re asking me this?
–60th & Lex
Overheard by: grossed out
