“Guilty as charged!”

Guy: That the fucking bitch that called the cops on me! That fucking bitch called the cops! You! White trash! White trash! White trash!
Chick: I always knew you were a bigot.

–St. George, SI

Posted on February 18, 2006
Cops, Girls, Guys, Insults, Multiculturalism, Overheard Style, Staten Island

Wednesday One-liners Like Bareback

Drunk guy: you’re not taking money out, you’re taking each other out!
Pair of fruitfucks!

–15th & 8th

Posted on February 1, 2006
Advice, Assholes, Drunks, Etiquette, Insults, Money & Class, The Village

2 Proposals, 3 Women, 5 Minutes

Drunk guy: Don’t you fuck with me!
Sober woman: What?
Drunk guy: You sleep with a different guy every night!
Sober woman: I do not. What are you talking about?
Drunk guy: You love…me. You want to marry…me.
Sober woman: This is ridiculous. I’ve had enough. I don’t have to take this anymore. Goodbye!

She leaves. He turns to the next table.

Drunk guy: Yeah, did you see that girl who just left? I just dumped her. Can I buy you two a drink?

–Rosie O’Grady’s, 7th Avenue

Posted on January 26, 2006
Breaking Up, Drunks, Insults, Love, Marriage, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Pick-up Lines, Restaurants & Cafes, Sex

Someone, Call 911!

Chick #1: Fucking shit, man, this bitch is kicking our asses!
Chick #2: You just used four different curse words in one sentence.

–Mark Lanes, Bay Ridge

Overheard by: Becka Dash

Posted on January 23, 2006
Brooklyn, Education, Girls, Insults, Words

He Also Envies Civility and Decency

Guy #1: Oh my god, I know. I heard Versace is having a huge sale!
Man: Shut up, you damn queer!
Guy #2: He’s just mad because he can’t even spell Versace.

–Grand Central

Overheard by: Nikki Starr

Posted on January 17, 2006
Assholes, Fashion, Gays and Lesbians, Grand Central, Guys, Insults, Shopping, Stupidity, Words

That’s the Only Kind They Make

Guy: Stop being such a Debbie Downer.
Girl: Stop watching such shitty tv shows.

–Q train

Posted on January 6, 2006
Advice, Comebacks, Girls, Guys, Insults, On the Subway, TV

The Senator Heads Into the Subways

Lady: A lot of people came off this train. Why aren’t you people moving in?
Guy: There’s a baby stroller in the back.
Lady: Well, they should move it. Move it over to the side!
Guy: Move a tiny infant baby? Everybody, look! This lady right here is the Antichrist! Move the baby? You the Antichrist!

–6 train

Posted on January 6, 2006
Advice, Babies, Christianity, Guys, Insults, On the Subway, Stupidity, Subway stations, platforms, etc., Women

I Doubt It’s for His Sake

Teen girl: What the fuck is a morning rubber? I’ve got to get a morning rubber.
Chick: God, you are such a virgin! You put a morning rubber on a morning glory, for God’s sake.

–Times Square

Overheard by: Pi.

Posted on January 5, 2006
Animals & Nature, Insults, Stupidity, Teens, Times Square, Virginity

Wednesday One-liners Are a Real Turn-on

Bag lady: Come here! Come here, you fuckin’ bitch! Are you too good to
give your fucking wife a hug? Come here, fucking bitch!

–23rd & Madison

Posted on January 4, 2006
Bag ladies, Insults, Marriage, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Nicknames & name calling, One-liners

His Mom Throws Up in There

Man #1: Eli has got some issues, some hair issues.
Man #2: Yeah, they used to call him an overretarded baby bird; now they just call him the bird’s nest.

–43rd & 8th

Overheard by: Stephie Russell

Posted on January 3, 2006
Compare/Contrast, Hair, Insults, Men, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Nicknames & name calling

Insults