Spicy Rock Always Ends Up Alone

Teen boy #1: Oh man, it was like an episode of I Love Lucy.
Teen boy #2: I love who?
Teen boy #1: Lucy. Oh man,you don’t know what I Love Lucy is? Bam! I ain’t your friend no more.

–Q train

Posted on September 30, 2021
Friendship, On the Subway, People, Places, Pop Culture, Teens, TV

Readers: Answer this Big Question

Guy on cell: What, you thought they were going to let fat people into the club?

–N train

Posted on September 24, 2021
Bars & Clubs, Fat People, Guys, On Cell, On the Subway, People, Places, Venues

That Old Line Again

Girl #1: I just got waxed. Feel my legs, they’re sooo soft.
Girl #2: Ooohhh. Sooo smooth.
Girl #1: Yeah, you should feel my cooch.

–Columbia University

Posted on September 8, 2021
Body Parts, Columbia, Columbia (& Barnard), Columbia University, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Manhattan, Places, Private Parts, Topics, Vagina

You Would Not Have Wanted to Be Awake For What We Did to You

Girl #1: What’s up?
Girl #2: Still recovering from last night.
Girl #1: It wasn’t that bad.
Girl #2: What? I passed out and woke up naked in the club.
Girl #1: See, I told you.

–Internet cafe, 63rd Drive, Queens

Overheard by: Interested Listener

Posted on August 6, 2021
Bars & Clubs, Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Nudity, People, Places, Queens, Restaurants & Cafes, Topics, Venues

Wow, “Long Island” and “Better” in One Discussion

Suit #1: How long have you lived here?
Suit #2: How old are you? Probably longer than you have been alive.
Suit #1: Born and raised in New York, huh?
Suit #2: No, a farm in PA. Got the fuck out of there, though. Met a girl from New York–well actually, Long Island–married her and moved out here. Thought she had money. Yeah…fooled the shit out of me.
Suit #3: Ha, you were that close to being better than all of us.

–Wall & Water

Posted on July 3, 2021
Manhattan, Marriage, Money & Class, People, Places, Sex & Relationships, Suits, Travel, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport

It Was a Meeting, Not a Holocaust

Suit #1: That was a pretty good meeting…
Suit #2: Yeah, we got a lot done.
Hobo: Was Liam Neeson in it?

–51st & Madison

Overheard by: BDA

Posted on June 10, 2021
A-List, Business and Commerce, Celebrities, Hobos, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, People, Places, Suits

Of Course, I Missed Like Every Science Class Ever

Hipster girl: Gosh, I’m like Pavlov’s dog!
Guy: What the hell is that?
Hipster girl: You don’t know? They teach it in, like, every science class ever!
Guy: So, what is it?
Hipster girl: It has something to do with bells and drool, I’m not really sure.

–Washington Square Park

Overheard by: Tres Chic