Ghetto boy #1: It smells like… It smells like hot sex in space.
Ghetto boy #2: O.D.! This ain’t no Star Trek shit!
–16th & 1st
Overheard by: Vulcan
Ghetto boy #1: It smells like… It smells like hot sex in space.
Ghetto boy #2: O.D.! This ain’t no Star Trek shit!
–16th & 1st
Overheard by: Vulcan
College girl: I wish you had been there — everyone was so crazy.
College guy: Yeah, I wish I’d been there so I coulda impregnated you.
–13th & University Pl
Overheard by: Abby
Girl #1: So, when he was done I turned over and pressed my ‘that was easy button’ from Staples.
Girl #2: Oh my god.
Girl #1: Yeah, but now he won’t text me back.
–Orchard & Rivington
Overheard by: greer
30-something man: We had sex…
20-something woman: Oh, yeah?
30-something man: Yeah, but she had to use this diaper thing.
20-something woman: Weird!
30-something man: Yeah, it was like there was no contact, you know?
–Gracie Mews Diner, 81st & 1st
Biology professor to students: Now that you’ve got the basic structure, I’m going to bone you for a while.
–NYU
Overheard by: i’m in the hard class
Conductor: Okay, folks, we’re actually running ahead of schedule. We’ll be stopping for approximately 40 minutes, so if you like you can get out and spread your legs. Spread your– stretch your legs…
–Amtrak train into Penn
Overheard by: KT
Woman on cell: It’s from the car accident. I can’t really move my head, and he woke up stiff this morning, and that never happens.
–5 train
Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer
Woman: Maggie has stopped eating. She’s just not putting as many things in her mouth as she used to.
–Union Square market
Girl on cell: Hey, Mom. Hold on a second, I’m gonna three-way Dad… Oh, wow, weird.
–Jamaica Station
Overheard by: Mike
Guy on PA: Hey, Mark, could you do me a favor? Just put it in, please? Yeah, I need you to put it in right now. Thanks, Mark!
–PATH
Overheard by: Ferocious Russian
Girl #1: She isn’t picking up her phone.
Girl #2: Oh, she’s probably having sex.
Girl #1: Oh, yeah, you’re probably right.
–Upper East Side
Overheard by: Trapped in Laguna
Teen chick #1: So, what? Are you sick of all us girls now?
Teen boy: Yeah.
Teen chick #2: Why, because you’ve hooked up with all of us?
Teen boy: Yeah.
–Park Slope, Brooklyn
Chick #1: Pretty much every girl will sleep with anybody if she’s got a few drinks in her. But there are only, like, one or two guys she’ll have sober sex with. Right this moment, the only person I’d want to have sober sex with is Jake.
Chick #2: Why?
Chick #1: Because I’m fucking in love with him.
–R train
Girl #1: Did you go to the restaurant I told you? The one with the waiter who–
Girl #2: –Fucks you with his eyes? Oh, yes.
–AMC, Times Square
