Dog: “Ugh! She Wants it AGAIN? I’m Only Canine!”

Girl #1: She wants a doggie.
Guy: A doggie?
Girl #1: Yeah, a doggie.
Girl #2: She likes it doggie?
Girl #1: That’s the only reason she lives for.

–Fort Green, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Rat

Posted on March 31, 2008
Brooklyn, Default, Friends, Girls, Gossip, Happiness, Sex, Wishes & desires

Consider Yourself Provisionally Forgiven

Chick #1: I didn’t call you fat.
Chick #2: Yes, you did! I remember it vividly! But it’s okay, ’cause I just forgot.

–34th & Broadway

Overheard by: may

Posted on March 30, 2008
Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Default, Friends, Friendship, Girls, Insults, Street, Words

The G-Spot Is Inside You

Girl #1: I swear! This place exists!
Girl #2: If this place exists, then how come I can’t see it?

–Bleecker St

Overheard by: Bones

Posted on March 30, 2008
Default, Friends, Girls, Philosophy, Private Parts, Questions, Sex, Street, The Village

You Know, If the Developing World Can’t Keep Track of Itself, What Chance Do the Rest of Us Have?

Filipino girl #1: So, he’s from Bangladesh, right?
White guy: Really? Are you sure? ‘Cause he looks white…
Filipino girl #2: Yeah, but he’s really Filipino. Bangladesh is in Asia, right?
Filipino girl #1: Yeah, but not our part, which is why he doesn’t look completely white like me.

–1 train

Posted on March 29, 2008
Asians, Colors, Compare/Contrast, Default, Girls, Global Geography, Guys, On the Subway, Questions, Race, White Asians, White People

Even Jabba Liked Pretty Girls

Girl: He’s gross.
Guy: Well, he likes you.
Girl: He’s like Jabba the Hut!

–79th & Lex

Overheard by: Shivvers

Posted on March 29, 2008
Beauty, Compare/Contrast, Default, Diet/Weight, Girls, Guys, Movies, Nicknames & name calling, Physical appearance, Upper East Side

“Titanic,” before the Script Doctor

Chick: Hey, how’s it going?
Dude: Hey, wassup?
Chick: Not much. It’s so weird to see you outside.
Dude: I know. I told you I lived near you.
Chick: Oh, yeah. I remember now.
Dude: What are you doing here?
Chick: Heard the coffee here is pretty famous.
Dude: Yeah, it is.
Chick: Anyways, I gotta go, but do you even know my name?
Dude: No…
Chick: What? I know yours. Tony, right?
Dude: No. I’m Dennis.
Chick: Oh, shit. Okay, Dennis. I’m Sonia. Anyways, gotta go. I will see you again, okay?
Dude: Alright. Bye.
Chick: Bye.

–Central Park

Posted on March 29, 2008
Central Park, Coffee, Default, Girls, Guys, Names, Parks, Questions, Sex & Relationships

And Some Potpourri

Straight Jewish boy: Oh, man, with going now to see the Assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford, plus I saw 3:10 to Yuma last week, I’m going to have seen two westerns in the past two weeks. I feel so manly.
Hipster girl: Don’t worry, we can go get you a throw pillow later.

–Outside the Angelika

Posted on March 29, 2008
Boys, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Hipsters, Jews, Movies, Offers and requests, West Village

Until Uncle Walter Showed Me.

Girl #1: So, I watched that movie Thirteen the other night. It was awesome.
Girl #2: Yeah, that was a really good movie. The girls in that movie were so mature for 13-year-olds. When I was 13, I didn’t even know what an ovary was!

–Whole Foods, Columbus Circle

Posted on March 28, 2008
Age/Aging, Body Parts, Compare/Contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Movies, Whole Foods

Here, Use My Machete

Girl: I haven’t done anything fun this summer. I’m so bored.
Guy friend: Go hunting. Man hunting.

–6 train

Posted on March 28, 2008
Advice, Default, Friends, Girls, Guys, Leisure, On the Subway, Violence, Weirdness

The Other White Trash

Guy taking out trash: Oh, man, this is pretty gross.
Girl: Yes, it’s full of your semen.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: LB

Posted on March 28, 2008
Columbia (& Barnard), Columbia University, Comebacks, Cum, Default, Girls, Guys