Then Beverly Cleary Bringing Up the Rear

Guy #1: Can you think of anyone who, in their prime, was hotter than Jessica Alba is right now?
Guy #2: Oh, yeah, totally. Like, Bridget Bardot, and Apollonia in Purple Rain.

–5th Avenue & 10th Street

Overheard by: Christina Walker

Posted on December 13, 2005
A-List, About Celebrities, B-List, Beauty, C-List, Guys, Lower Manhattan, Street

That’s How You Know You’re Doing It Right, Guy

Girl: I can’t stop thinking about having sex with you.
Guy: Uh, aren’t you being a little loud about that?

–University & 8th

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on December 13, 2005
Bimbettes, Comebacks, Couples, Guys, Sex, Talking/Convos, Union Square and East Village

The Hutts Staff the Post Office

Conductor: This is a Manhattan bound N train. The next stop is Grand Avenue.
Guy #1: Ha, ha, ha! Yo, listen up! Darth Vada’s running da train!
Guy #2: Dat’s some funny shit, man.

–N train

Posted on December 12, 2005
Conductors, Guys, Idiots, Movies, On the Subway, Public Transportation

Dreaming of a White Christmas

Girl: Yep. That’s a big ass tree all right.
Guy: Mm-hmm.
Girl: Yeah, okay, great, big ass tree. I’m freezing, can we go to Starbucks now?

–Rockefeller Center

Posted on December 12, 2005
Assholes, Girls, Guys, Insults, Questions, Rockefeller Center, Trees and plants

Prince Alberts Ruin Another Ecclesiastical Career

Indian guy: Yo, I never told you I almost became a monk.
White guy: Shut up. You serious?
Indian guy: For real. I was this close. Before I applied for colleges, I checked out what you had to do to become a monk.
White guy: I couldn’t picture you as a monk. You don’t even go to church.
Indian guy: I know, right? I found out that they don’t allow piercings so I never applied.

–6 train

Overheard by: Yasmin Henning

Posted on December 10, 2005
Christianity, College, Desi, Guys, On the Subway, People, Places, Religion, Topics

The Notorious St. Pauli Girl Keg

Guy #1: Hey, check her out, she’s so hot.
Guy #2: Eh, she’s decent.
Guy #1: I’d do her
Guy #2: I’d tap her, but not too hard.

–25th & Lexington

Overheard by: Eugene Lee

Posted on December 9, 2005
Guys, Hook Ups, Manhattan, Sex, Street

Then Explain That St. Ignatius Menorah

Guy #1: She’s really religious, she even goes to a Jesuit school.
Girl #1: Oh! Like JTS?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: What? Isn’t Jesuit another word for Jewish? Like Orthodox or something?
Guy #1: Um, no.

–Columbia University

Posted on December 9, 2005
Catholics, Columbia University, Girls, Guys, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Jews, Judaism, Manhattan, People, Places, Religion, School and studying, Topics, Yeaaahhh College!

Unlike Explosive Time Travel

Guy #1: You know if you went back in time and saw yourself the world would explode and collapse.
Guy #2: No way, man. Didn’t you ever see Back to the Future?
Guy #1: What? That’s not real!

–27th & 7th

Overheard by: Corey Cavagnolo