Rack

70-something nun to another: I don't care about the bra straps. It's my boobs that really stand out in this shirt.

Holyoke, Massachusetts

Overheard by: ldiggitydawg

Bagger to cashier: There's something mildly strange about a package that contains breasts… from different chickens.

Whole Foods
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: They were thighs actually, but I see your point.

Cute girl: I have great tits!
Gay friend, skeptically: I guess they're nice…
Cute girl: No, really. Each of my last four boyfriends or longish-term hookup buddies were ass-men when they met me, and by the time we split, they'd each been converted to boob-men.
Gay friend, still skeptical: That may just mean your ass isn't great.
Cute girl: Damn, you're so cup-half-empty. My ass is great. My tits are just phenomenal.

Manhattan, New York

Teenage boy, about princess Diana: Dude, she was like Mother Teresa, just with better tits!

Palm Harbor
Florida

Overheard by: Jedtheavenger

Teenage girl to friend: Ugh! Eric gets mad at me when I tell people things, you get mad when I don't tell you things…just tell him to fuck off and leave my boobs out of it!

Rumson, New Jersey

Asian chick: You feel used? I sent him a picture of my boobs and got nothing!

Nordstrom’s cafe, Market Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ladle

Whiny girl to female friend, showing a polka-dotted bra: Come on! I'm trying to show you my boobs!
Boy, lifting his shirt: The only boobs she wants to see are mine!

Eugene, Oregon

Little boy on bus: Mom, mom, what's that? (points at Showgirls)
Mom: It's a titty place! Don't worry, no one's going to come out naked, but you won't care about that when you're 20.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Face

Dude: I think I should wait until she has breasts.

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Overheard by: david

Girl: Hey, quit staring at my breasts!
Guy #1: Yeah, why are you staring at my girlfriend’s breasts?
Guy #2: Well, man, see… It’s like this — she’s like my sister.

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Overheard by: lissa