Rack

Girl: She wasn't flashing us! Her boob was hanging out. He was in shock. I think it was the first time he ever saw a boob in real life.

Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas

Chesty girl, about failing pitcher: I've offered to go to the mound and show him my boobs. I just don't know what else I can do to support this team.

Comerica Park
Detroit, Michigan

Gym bunny to frat boy: Yeah, but I mean, boobs don’t smell like anything.

American University
Washington, DC

Girl to man: You think I'm a virgin? Take a look at these titties and then tell me I'm a virgin!

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Maggie

Chick: I’d love it if my boobs were pink. I’d never wear a shirt if my breasts were hot pink.

Oklahoma State University-Stillwater
Oklahoma

Overheard by: The Opinionator

Band geek, eating lunch, to friends: I've come to the realization that if I were a woman, I'd have amazing breasts.

Rutgers University
Camden, New Jersey

Overheard by: One time at band camp…

Middle school girl: Normal bras don't work, because my boobs are, like, triangle-shaped.

Missouri

Guy: It's great because it's like we're bros, and we hang out, but I also get to look at your tits.
Girl: Yeah! (high five)

Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Ben

Drunk man: I’m trashed to the tits!

Harvard
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Head

Chick #1: Well, Michelle got pissed because he touched her boob.
Chick #2: Normally I’d take her side, but Michelle is just so… gropable!

Queen’s University at Kingston
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: I’ll never teee-eeell!