Teen chick: You know, I really like vacuuming.
Teen guy: Ew. That’s gross.
Teen chick: What? That I like to clean? I’m a woman…Isn’t it my job?
–C train
Teen chick: You know, I really like vacuuming.
Teen guy: Ew. That’s gross.
Teen chick: What? That I like to clean? I’m a woman…Isn’t it my job?
–C train
Girl #1: So I told him, “Uh-uh, no way, that’s a one way exit!”
Girl #2: Yeah, but have you ever seen a two way exit?
–14th & 3rd
Girl #1: I hate my haircut. But it might just be in pictures. I need to look at myself in the mirror for a few hours.
Girl #2: Like you do every day?
Girl #1: Yeah, I’m a little vain.
–60th & Columbus
Overheard by: Jess McGins
Guy: You got something on your face.
–Port Authority
Overheard by: EBS
Girl #1: So I know some Chinese now.
Girl #2 Really?
Girl #1: Yeah. I learned how to say our phone number from hearing you order food all the time.
–1 train
Overheard by: Karl Sturmgewehr
Guy #1: I don’t get why they call it the 7 Years War if it didn’t really take 7 full years.
Guy #2: Well then, why don’t you write your own motherfucking textbook about history and call it whatever the fuck you want? And nobody will read it, because you don’t know shit about what we’re doing second semester!
–Fulton & Broadway
Guy on pay phone: Hey Tom, it’s Jerry.
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Matthew Suss
Chick on cell: It’s a long story involving a lot of urine, but the gist of it is, we can’t use that refrigerator ever again.
–Madison Square Garden ladies’ room
Guy: Hey, you seen that movie Grizzly Man yet?
Girl: No, but I really really want to.
Guy: Yeah, it’s so good. Hey, you know they’re making a movie about the bear guy? Already! And guess who’s starring in it!
Girl: I dunno…
Guy: Leonardo da Vinci!
Girl: Who?
Guy: You know! Leonardo da Vinci! Leonardo da Vinci!
–New School elevator, 13th & 5th
Overheard by: Halli Civelek
Store guy: Hello, how can I help you?
Chick: I’d like a meatball sub.
Store guy: would you like a six inch or footlong?
Chick: Footland.
–Subway, Bensonhurst
Overheard by: Mike
