Teens

The Last Word

Teen girl #1: So I gave her her piece.
Teen girl #2: You gave her herpes?
Teen boy #1: No, she gave her her piece.
Teen girl #1: Of chocolate.
Teen girl #2: Ha, ha, ha! “Gave her herpes.” Her piece.
Teen boy #1: Herpes chocolate!
Teen girl #2: Knock, knock.
Teen boy #1: Who’s there?
Teen girl #2: Herpes.
Teen boy #1: Herpes who?
Teen girl #2: Her piece of chocolate!…Hey, Milton! Knock, knock!
Teen boy #2: Who’s there?
Teen girl #2: Herpes!…Milton, you have to say, “herpes who?”!
Teen boy #2: No.
Teen girl #2: You suck, Milton!
Teen girl #1: No, you suck.
Old woman: That’s true.

–1 train

Posted on April 7, 2006
Food, Health and Hygiene, On the Subway, Should've Used a Condom, STDs, Stupidity, Teens

WWMJD (What Would Miss J. Do?)

Mom: Honey, smile!
Teen girl: Supermodels don’t smile.

–Central Park

Overheard by: D. Lowy

Girl #1: Let’s take a picture! It’ll be cute! Hee, hee, hee.
Girl #2: No way! I just ate!

–65th & Madison

Overheard by: gabe wigrom

Posted on April 6, 2006
Anger Management, Central Park, Fashion, Food, Jobs & Careers, Manhattan, Parents, Pop Culture, Teens, Upper East Side

Wednesday One-liners Will Cost You

Woman: So they’re paying the kidnappers child support? I mean I know they want to support their child, but where is the money going? To those crazy people.

–L train

Overheard by: Kelly Marie

Posted on April 5, 2006
Brooklyn, Crime and Punishment, Etiquette, Health and Hygiene, Jobs & Careers, Kink, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Money & Class, On the Subway, One-liners, Parents, Poop, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Stupidity, Teens, The Village, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport

Wednesday One-liners Use the Blue Parking

Teen girl: So I read that article and cried and cried until my Mom was
like, “Stop crying. You’re retarded.”

–1 train

Posted on April 5, 2006
Arts & Letters, Body Parts, Books & Writing, College, Drinking & Drunk People, Fashion, Food, Junk Food & Fast Food, Manhattan, On the Subway, One-liners, Parents, Restaurants & Cafes, Sex & Relationships, Sports, Stupidity, Teens, The Village, Union Square and East Village, Upper East Side, Violence

Yeah, This is Gonna End Well

Crazy guy: Can I taste some of your saliva?
Teen girl: What he just say?
Teen boy: He wanted to taste my salami?
Teen girl: Ha, ha. Say yeah.
Teen boy: Yeah!

–7th Street & 3rd Avenue