Guy: The only reason she was hanging out with those dudes is because she was hoping that one of them would kill me…But that’s neither here nor there.
–6 train
Guy: The only reason she was hanging out with those dudes is because she was hoping that one of them would kill me…But that’s neither here nor there.
–6 train
Girl: I know you’re not religious, but do you believe in dinosaurs?
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Sasha
Hobo: Can you spare some change? I need some money to get inebriated tonight.
Girl: I need all of the money I have to get myself inebriated tonight!
Hobo: Well good luck, bitch!
–5th Avenue & 9th Street
Overheard by: Gwyneth
Chick #1: He hooked up with a guy over break.
Chick #2: He did?
Chick #1: Yeah, in Miami over break, he said, “I never turn down a dare.”
–New School elevator, 12th Street & 3rd Avenue
Girl #1: We have to turn right on this street.
Girl #2: But it’s a one way…
Girl #1: Dude, we are walking!
–Fort Greene
Overheard by: pratt radio
Mom: Damn! His report card is good!
Dad: You sound hyped for that shit!
Mom: I am hyped for that shit!
–Bed-Stuy
Girl on cell: Can you hear me when I roll my eyes?
–82nd & York
Store guy: Hello, how can I help you?
Chick: I’d like a meatball sub.
Store guy: would you like a six inch or footlong?
Chick: Footland.
–Subway, Bensonhurst
Overheard by: Mike
Guy on cell: I don’t think it’s time yet to do the professional intervention thing. I mean if she drops down below 90, then maybe it’s time. But I’d like to her get down to 95, then she would be hot. As long as she doesn’t lose those 5 in her tits. Shit, she has nice tits.
–Whole Foods, Union Square
Guy: You know, for a hundred dollars, you can get that old mink stole
made into a teddy bear!
–M104 bus
Overheard by: Ron Caldwell
