Some Gay Marriage Opponents' “Slippery Slope” Arguments Are Tenuous at Best

Really tall hippie to really short girl in overalls: If that's what you think, then why can't I rape dead people?

El Campesino
Altoona, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Louise H

Posted on June 27, 2015
Default, Guys, Hippies, Kink, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, Questions, Restaurants, Weirdness

Here, Have Some Incense and Peppermints

Hippie guy: I suggest you stop picking up small animals and fruit skins. It’s not good for you.

Eugene, Oregon

Posted on June 21, 2015
Advice, Animals, Default, Fruit, Guys, Hippies, Oregon

Just Taking a Vacation from the Metric System

Guy, seeing a techno dance party: Hey! Are you guys in the circus?
Hippie kid with dreads #1: Fuck no!
Hippie kid with dreads #2: No, we’re Canadian.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on November 7, 2014
Georgia, Hippies, Questions

I Think I Can Dig Up Some Gay Porn to Support That Thesis

Hippie student: So, did the oil man and thong man work together?
Professor: One could only hope.

Archaeology class
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/more-more-more.html

Overheard by: squirrely mcsquirrel

Posted on November 28, 2013
Class, Education, Hippies, Overheard at Cornell, Students, Teachers

“Hail, Fellow! Well Met!”

College girl: I’m not weird. I just don’t like hugs or blowjobs.
Hippie guy: I don’t understand — how do you greet people?

Rutgers University Student Center
New Brunswick, New Jersey

Posted on November 18, 2013
Hippies, New Jersey, Questions

Join a Less Ridiculous Subculture?

13-year-old goth boy: Hey! You look like a hippie!
Hippie: Yeah…
13-year-old goth boy, offering hand: My name’s Jason*. I thought I should introduce myself since I said you looked like a hippie and all.
Hippie: Okay…
13-year-old goth boy: You know, you look like a Tim. I’ve got a friend named Tim who looks just like you, only his face is mousier.
13-year-old goth girl: Oh. My. God! That’s it! No snowball for you!
13-year-old goth boy: Christ! I can’t play with dead squirrels, I can’t talk to the hippie…! What the hell can I do?!

Snowball stand
Stewartstown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Amused Girlfriend

Posted on November 12, 2013
Goths, Gripes, Hippies, Pennsylvania

…Though I Do Still Have PTSD from That House.

Hippie: Yeah, John saw things that nobody should see.
Chic woman: Dude! We all did! Your house was seriously gross!
Hippie: Uh, I meant when he was in the war in Iraq…

Nashville, Tennessee