Wednesday One-Liners Haven’t Met Most Of Their Friends

Yuppie: I don’t google enough.

–F Train, 7th Ave

Overheard by: imaginexrach

Girl on cell: Not being on Facebook is ruining my life!

–NYU Bus

Overheard by: Asian Kid

Assistant on phone, about her 17-year-old daughter’s MySpace page: I find it interesting that she and her friend Shannon have the same friend listed. Some 32-year-old guy in California named Tom!

–Office on 42nd & Madison

Overheard by: herspace

Man: I’m going to go home and e-mail some shameless bitches.

–8th St & Broadway

Grad student at computer, dolefully: Without right-click I just don’t know what to do with the world.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on March 28, 2015
All Wednesday One-Liners, Columbia (& Barnard), Columbia University, Computer, Facebook, Girls, Google, Internet, Men, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Moms, Myspace, NYU, Office, On Cell, On the Bus, On the Subway, Students, The Village, Yuppies

If Not, It Didn’t Officially Happen

Hipster girl: When I was sixteen I dated this Jewish bisexual guy… He was so Jewish he wore a yarmulke.
Hipster guy: Did you blog about it?

–Central Park

Overheard by: Fixed Rider

Posted on March 20, 2015
Central Park, Clothing, Default, Girls, Guys, Hipsters, Internet, Judaism, Questions

…As Seen in Urls Gone Wild.

Middle school boy: Hey, do you like the URLs I got for my project?
Teacher: Yeah, your URLs are sexy!

–Packer Collegiate Institute

Posted on March 20, 2015
Compliments, Internet, Questions, School, School and studying, Students, Teachers/Professors

Don’t You Love Learning New Things?

Student #1: I met a guy on craigslist for “no strings attached” sex.
Student #2: Yeah? Was he weird, or was it fine?
Student #1: He was my TA from one of my classes last year.
Student #2: That’s the epitome of awkward turtle.

–Union Square

Posted on March 15, 2015
Default, Education, Internet, Questions, Sexuality, Students, Union Square and East Village

Wednesday One-liners Are All Over the Map

Chick: Does India have internet access?

–Rockefeller Center

Overheard by: pixelvisions

Posted on February 7, 2015
All Wednesday One-Liners, Girls, Global Geography, Idiots, Internet, Rockefeller Center, Stupidity

Um, No

Gay: Where is she?
Girl: She said she was watching Paris Hilton's My New BFF.
Gay: Oh, was that on her twatter?
Girl: You mean Twitter?

–Student Center, NYU

Posted on December 27, 2014
Girls, Internet, NYU, Queer guys, Questions, TV, Vagina

On eHarmony, No Less.

College girl #1: For two people who've been together for so long, Jen and Mike really haven't done much in bed. She was so surprised to hear how far I went with Steve.
College girl #2: I thought they've had sex?
College girl #1: Yeah, but he's never seen her boobs!!
College girl #2: They had sex and he's never seen her boobs? Nate has seen my boobs–does that make me a whore?
College girl #1: Steve has seen my boobs too…
College girl #2: Who is more of a whore?
College girl #1: Me–definitely me.
College girl #2: I don't think so.
College girl #1: Let's have a competition.
College girl #2: I met him over the internet!
College girl #1: Oh yeah! You win.

–Union Square