He’s Just Not That Into You…

Hip woman: …then I slit my wrists–
Hip guy: Um?
Hip woman: –and he sucked my blood.

–5th Ave. & 19th St.

Posted on July 17, 2015
Kink, Manhattan, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Places, Sex, Topics

Saccharine Might Be Better for Her

Woman in leggings: What the fuck is this shit? You gonna hand me three motherfucking sugar packets? Do you have any idea how big this coffee is?
Cashier: We don’t put sugar in your coffee. Sugar packets are on the counter.
Woman in leggings: Listen, my boyfriend’s a cop. And he owns, like, three Dunkin’ Donuts franchises. What do you mean you won’t put sugar in my fuckin’ coffee? I want to speak to the manager.
Manager: Excuse me, but I heard you. There are sugar packets on the counter. Take as many as you like.
Woman in leggings: You guys are total assholes.

–Dunkin’ Donuts, 96th & Broadway

Overheard by: ProcrastYNate

Posted on July 17, 2015
Anger Management, Biotechs, Business and Commerce, Cashiers, Coffee, Cops, Fashion, Food, People, Places, Restaurants & Cafes, Topics, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center, Venues, Women

Gee, Where Did He Find Those Guests…

White chick #1: Whatever happened to Jerry Springer?
White chick #2: Yeah, remember when he was like, it? You’d see him everywhere.
White chick #1: Yeah, he made that movie and all.
White chick #2: I heard he’s running for Mayor of Ohio.
White chick #1: Get out!

–Greenwich & North Moore

Posted on July 16, 2015
About Celebrities, Celebrities, Girls, Movies, People, Places, Politics, Pop Culture, Topics, TV, White People

So That’s Where David Horowitz Went

Ranting woman: We should be boycotting products from all those big corporations like Microsoft, and General Motors, and Nike, and–
Hobo: Shut the fuck up before the corporation gets to you and tortures you to death.

–Washington Square Park

Overheard by: Ting

Posted on July 14, 2015
Business and Commerce, Crazies, Death, Hobos, Homeless, Manhattan, People, Places, Topics, Violence, Washington Square Park

Is There a Right Answer to This?

Gay man: Have you ever smelled your ass, after you buttfuck?

–18th & 6th

Overheard by: Dana

Posted on July 12, 2015
Asshole, Backdoor, Body Parts, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Manhattan, People, Places, Private Parts, Queer guys, Queers, Scents of the City, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Topics

Better He Take the Elevator Than a Plane

Man: Jesus is coming, are you prepared?
Hipster guy: Well, he ain’t getting on this elevator!
Woman: Oh Jesus, who let this nut in the building?

–Elevator, 42nd & Lexington

Overheard by: Cirrus Monk

Posted on July 1, 2015
Christianity, Crazies, Hipsters, Jesus, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, People, Places, Religion

He’ll Know It When He Starts Crying During Sex

Chick #1: That one guy’s kinda cute, but I think he’s gay.
Chick #2: Yeah, but I don’t think he knows it yet. Go for it.

–Fat Black Pussy Cat, W. 3rd Street

Overheard by: Djlindee

Posted on June 29, 2015
Advice, Bars & Clubs, Manhattan, People, Places, Queer guys, Queers, Sexuality, Topics, Venues, West Village

Especially Those With Gynecomastia

White Guy: White people can’t dance.
White Girl: I’m white and I can dance.
White Guy: Yeah, but you have tits. Anyone with tits looks good when they dance.

–Happy Ending, Chinatown