Young thug: Don’t be talkin’ ’bout Sigmund Freud. That’s my dawg.
–W 85th & Broadway
Chick: I don’t like smooth talk. I’m too slow for it.
–2nd St & Ave B
Overheard by: apples
Business chick: We keep talking about nymphomania, but I can’t remember what we decided.
–Rite-Aid, 125th & 5th
Guido on cell: Fucking the shit out of you, lying in bed after, and talking about state capitals! Is that all I fucking am to you? That’s the fucking highlight of my life.
–3rd Ave & 85th St, Bay Ridge
Overheard by: punkee
NYU chick: My mom’s calling me — let’s stop talking about how I think she’s a lesbian.
–Grand Central
Woman on cell: We just sat around and drank wine, watched movies, and talked about art and Armenian genocide — you know, the usual.
–Key Food, Park Slope
Overheard by: The Eel
Teacher: It’s scary when you people talk out loud. Some of the dumbest things come out of your mouths.
–Bronx Science
Overheard by: LSB
