I Can Teach You, But I Have to Charge

Snappy white woman from Long Island to group of noisy black kids with a baby carriage: When are you guys getting off this bus? I need to know when. Just tell me what stop you’re getting off at so I can decide whether I need to catch another one.

The baby’s mother has her breast out and is squeezing and batting it around, a look of glee on her face. The baby is fast asleep in the stroller.

Mother: Look, milk comin’ out of it!!
Long Island woman: Seriously, when are you getting off?

–M15 bus downtown

Overheard by: hannah g

Posted on August 21, 2014
B & T, Body Parts, Etiquette, Health and Hygiene, Manhattan, Masturbation, On the Bus, Parents, Poop, Sex, Sex & Relationships

“Two Girls, One Envelope” Debuts on YouTube

Girl #1: So, we left the bar in a taxi and I had to go to the bathroom real bad.
Girl #2: What did you do?
Girl #1: There was an envelope in the cab, so I used it. Yes that was the time I pooped in an envelope in a taxi!

–2nd Ave Bus

Posted on August 20, 2014
Default, Friends, Girls, Health and Hygiene, On the Bus, Poop, Public Transportation, Weirdness

That Dude Was So Hung Up on Rome

Girl on cell: Well you know, when in Rome. Who said that, was it Jesus? I think it was Jesus.

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Nathalie

Posted on August 17, 2014
Health and Hygiene, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, On Cell, Philosophy, Religion, Stupidity

Just Smear Some Deodorant on Them

Hippie guy #1: You know, I bet you could go your whole life without really needing to brush your teeth.
Hippie guy #2: Dude…totally.

–Prospect Park Bandshell

Overheard by: Dan S.

Posted on August 12, 2014
Health and Hygiene, Hippies, Park Slope

Wake Me Up When You Get to Semen

Party girl: Can you drink vodka if you're allergic to potatoes?
Pretty boy: Are you allergic to potatoes?
Party girl: No, I just wanna know.
Pretty boy: I don't know.
Party girl: Can you drink wine if you're allergic to grapes?
Pretty boy: Are you allergic to grapes?
Party girl: No…

–PATH

Overheard by: TR