Think Tim Curry Still Works at the Plaza Hotel?

Tourist dude: I would really like to go see Kevin’s uncle’s house.
Girl: Who?
Dude: You know, Kevin from “Home Alone 2”, I am sure the house is all renovated now.

–Columbus Circle

Overheard by: jlovely

Posted on January 18, 2015
Default, Girls, Guys, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Movies, Questions, Stupidity, Tourism, Tourists, Wishes & desires

Well You Know I've Always Loved Your Great Lake, Lois.

Lesbian #1, indignantly: So, does this outfit look Michigan to you, huh? Does it?
Lesbian #2: (mumbles)
Lesbian #1: That's what I thought.

–1st Ave & Houston

Overheard by: dignell

Posted on January 17, 2015
Clothing, Lesbians, Physical appearance, Questions, The Village

Or, Wait– Isn't That a Sex Thing??

Hippie: Jung would say I have a very low sensate rating.
Meathead: What? So you're retarded?

–Greenpoint, Brooklyn

Posted on January 17, 2015
Brooklyn, Hippies, Meatheads, Psychology, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Stupidity

Do I Know You?

Old woman #1: Where is Penn Station?
Old woman #2: What do you mean? We were just there!
Old woman #1: Yes, but where is it? I want to go to Penn Station.
Old woman #2: I don’t know where it is, and I don’t know where we are.

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Sophistahippie

Posted on January 17, 2015
Age/Aging, NYC Geography, Old People, Penn Station, Questions, Women

The Little-Known Third Option in “Bluetooth or Crazy?”

College girl #1, about old lady talking angrily behind her: Who do you think she's yelling at? Don't look, I think you should guess. Don't look!
College girl #2: No, I'm going to look. Yeah, she's not talking to anyone. No phone.
College girl #1: Oh.
(they both turn around to stare at her and continue walking)
College girl #1: Well, she's probably Italian.

–27th & Park Ave

Overheard by: Lynne

Posted on January 16, 2015
Anger Management, Crazy, Foreigners, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Questions, Sorority Girls, Stupidity

There's No Mystery to New York's Men From Up the Stairs

Cop: Come on, let's go. Where did you go to the bathroom?
Hobo: On the stairsss!

–59th St & Lexington Subway Station

Posted on January 15, 2015
Cops, Hobos, Pee, Questions

So It's Not All About Getting Tail?

Dressing room attendant #1: So, you gonna sleep with him?
Dressing room attendant #2: Naw, I ain't gonna sleep with him! I ain't that easy, I ain't no fish!

–The Gap

Overheard by: Sunny

Posted on January 14, 2015
Animals & Nature, Coworkers, Questions, Sex, Store

One Involving Your Pikachu

Girl #1: Yeah, and when I opened the drawer it had a dildo, I swear!
Girl #2: Is that a Pokemon or a game?

–Bryant Park

Posted on January 13, 2015
Bryant Park, Dildos and Vibrators, Girls, Pop Culture, Questions, Stupidity

Wednesday One-Liners Have a Two-Drink Minimum

Flyer guy: Smile, you're on Broadway! (singing) You're never fully dressed…when you're naked! (stops singing) So come to New York's best improvisational comedy club! Be there, or be someplace else!

–Times Square

Overheard by: gregumsdagreggy

Annoying man outside comedy club, to passerby: Do you like stand-up comedy? (passerby ignores him keeps walking) Do you like free alcohol? (passerby keeps walking) Do you like ignoring me? (passerby turns head and nods)

–Broadway

Overheard by: Wojo

Comedy show ticket salesman to couple: So, what are you two doing tonight…besides each other?

–Broadway & 49th St

Overheard by: Theo

Ticket guy to walking couple: Do you like comedy or do you just do each other? Maybe that's all you need.

–51st & 8th

Overheard by: PartyByNight

Street vendor: Want to see a comedy show for $10? Free drinks! Cheaper than crack cocaine!

–42nd St & 7th Ave

Overheard by: gradstudent

Comedy club flyer guy: Blah, blah, blah, take my flyer!