Indian snack counter vendor: What’s that on your head, man?
Security guard with ash cross on head, in thick New York accent: It’s ash Wednesday.
Indian snack counter vendor, snickering: Okay.
Security guard: Hey, I don’t laugh at you guys when you put dots on your heads. You gotta respect other people’s beliefs.
–9th St & Broadway
Overheard by: The Chocolate Muffin Sucked